Say it's your b-day,let me sock it to you...........  

tmorethorhor1111 91M
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9/11/2005 12:02 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Say it's your b-day,let me sock it to you...........


So,I'm strung out drunk again,praying at night to whatever god is out there to please make it stop.August17,02,I'm sitting on one of the concrete benches along the infamous Lahaina sea wall,(ice-head)local brother runs up on me,stabs me in my right eye with a pencil with such force it snaps the pencil off about half an inch at it's snub,leaving the majority of it'a shaft lodged in my frontal lobe.As you can imagine,this is a bit painful and irritating.Little bastard made me spill my beer!Anyway,I'm left with the task of dislodging the #2 medium,less eraser,from my sight or lack there of.Accomplishing this the ambulance finally pulls up 15 minutes later.Emergancy room doc. is trying to get me to comply when I remind him,"I'll be paying the tab,so you work for me bud!"Well,I'm promptly repremanded with a simple"Let's not go there".I come to 2days later wrapped like a mummy with only my left crusty eye functioning at about half mast at best,bit of a headache and cotton-mouth.The brain surgeon stops in with a brisk tisk,tisk,tisk,why are even alive?He informs me 2weeks later that I should never have survived the unauthorized entry into the cranial lobe much less still posess any eyesight in my eye."Best case scenario,I would sustain permanent dain bramage and the loss of my optical scanning unit,but we can't find anything wrong with you,we don't get it!?"That's OK I says,I get it,with a sluggish glance to the ceiling.I end up at a homeless,resourse center for rehabilitation to address all my needs.Cruising along 5months later when I'm informed by my primary care physician that I have chronic Hep-C,Porphyria Cutaneous Tarda,and Myelofibrosis(rare and incurable bone marrow cancer)."You have 1 to 3yrs at most".Hmmmmmmmm.FLASH-FORWARD....It's 9/11/05 and I'm still alive!Kicked ass on Hep and Porphyria,gone,kapoot,nada,zip,nil,can't gimme no!Still got cancer,have endured every form of torture,I mean treatment "they"could devise and I'm starting a new business(cartoonist/illustrator)planning my free Disney World,Daytona Bike Week,Grand Bahamas cruise package deal I won 4days ago and have invited my rescent soul match/lover to tag along.Oh,almost forgot,It's my B-DAY today....gotta go,need to finish front end on my Kawi 1500 Classic a friend gave me.Guess what I mean to say is"WATCH WHAT YOU PRAY FOR,YOU'LL GET IT!!!!!!!!!Daddy D.

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