Never Bored/More True Confessions  

tmorethorhor1111 91M
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9/7/2005 1:30 pm

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Never Bored/More True Confessions


17 and restless,motorcycle is down so I hike over to John's to see what's up.It's trash day in his hood,drs.,lawyers,indianchiefs.....at the entrance to his driveway,the neighbors trash-can has a life size baby doll on top of the heep,only half its'skull is missing.Me doth ponder....after our morning six-pack and 3joints the giggles set in,lets' take a spin.Now John has a "cruiser"72Chevy station wagon with caved in grill and left front fender(too many parked cars refusing to budge),we get the bright idea to have a little fun at the populaces expense,we take a mop head and stuff it into the dolls cavernous cranial cavity,just enough so it looks like exposed brains.Now what would exposed brains be without a lot of blood?With a bit of artistic license and a can of red paint...wallah!The topper though was the diapers,with a little baling wire we snug the doll securely into the dented grill,arms and legs splaid all askew in agonizing testimony that drugs are your friend.Loading up the back seat with beer we proceed on our mission,good natured,harmless fun,after all,what's youth for.Now John,as you may suspect,is a lousey driver at best,so off we roar down highway 1 towards big sur,naturally we only made it as far as little sur river before the oh so familiar red lights interrupt our gleeful spree,some folks just aint got no sense of humour.Well,when your uncle is a judge,and your cousin is a cop,not me,John,of course it tis I,once again who get the well deserved vacation in Montereys'beautiful chill cell.And just when things were really getting good.Something about aggrevated exsistance........Truth be known,there you have it.......DUH!

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