Serve up the PU-PU Platters  

tman321000 56M
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5/12/2006 6:10 am

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1/13/2007 2:14 pm

Serve up the PU-PU Platters


I was eating out the other day at a chinese diner. I ordered the pu-pu platter, which my thougthts went immediately to a sexual nature. Is this how women choose their man for sex?

The variety of meat was on that table, hmmmmmmm sound good ladies.

Now the chicken wings would represent your taste for the nerdie type of guy, skinny, stiff, and alway stuck in the same position. No movement while fucking, so you basically would have to twist and bend him for certain position you like. You can't quiet get to all the meat, so you leave it alone.

The chicken fingers would represent the fat guy with a short dick. No matter how many you eat they just don't fill up. So you women have to use a little coaxing sauce to make it interesting. You walk away disappointed.

The schrimp would represent the guy who just can't get it up, always in a curl position. Even when you try with every sexual trick you are experience with, it just curl back in that same position. How can you ride somehthing that is not pointed. You walk away disappointed.

The egg roll would represent the guy on steroids. What it look like on the outside is not what's on the inside. A shell of what it want to be. Once you bite into it, does not taste good. No matter how many times you bite it, taste dry. You walk away disappointed.

Rib with the bone, that's me. Lots of meat, long, suckantly, juicy, always in the position to curve your taste. No need to tangle or bend it, just dig right in, you can't eat much of it. It is so satisfying. The most you can take is one, when all the other meat fail to curve your appetite, you gotta have more of the rib with bone.

So the next time you sample your men for sex, always go for the meat to fullfill your appetite.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
5/12/2006 6:32 am

I WILL I WILL. I will never look at the Pu Pu Platter the same again

Purry {=}

Purry


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