the bitch deserved it ... I  

tipadee 35F
1316 posts
6/6/2006 5:18 pm

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the bitch deserved it ... I

I sat on the sprinkler.

It's true. I'd admit it to your face.

I was that kid.

Saw some kids playing outside today ... went swimming and got a nice cream colored complexion now, up a shade from the regular one of cream cheese. I'm hungry now. ANYWAY there is this section for the little kids that has water squirting out of the ground, sprinkler heads that blast water into the air. And there was a little boy that would sit on it. Should a parent be worried?? let's see if there are any clues as if your child is about to become a freak, sexually experimental and down right dirty.

sitting on the sprinkler was awesome. you can't tell me that you didn't think it felt good. for the first time in your life, it was something different and totally unexpected. later I learned that ... hey, maybe you can touch my ass, sure you can try that, eh, I'm up for anything once. but you should all know that from wow.. I am bright red right now. beside the obvious water cannon, what else did you do as a kid?

were you that kid that always ended up naked, at every chance, no matter who or how many people were around?? one of my best friends was always taking off her clothes. would skinny dip at the drop of a hat(at 12 even ... ), never afraid to change in front of the other girls in gym, and shockingly enough, she became quite loose since her younger years, and hasn't worn a bra since the seventh grade. I didn't know what the hell phone sex was until, I'm not kidding, we were like 15 and this older guy that worked with her parents called on night and got her to talk dirty to him. sure, there were three of us on the other line, and that is sure to give you guys out there something to add to the spank bank, but it was kinda gross. I have since changed my opinion.

Did your barbie's have endless sex? mine did. ken was a player and being a slut ran in the family, if you catch my drift. What's wrong with that picture? I was youngish .... and ken was sleeping with barbie, skipper and all of their friends. ken should know better, seducing a young doll, with her whole life before her. hell ... once ken got drunk and had a three some with midge and barbie. a few times there were some gi joes and once a little bear looking couple ... not sure what they were doing around, but it made for interesting play. skipper even got knocked up a few times. these are what MY barbies were doing.

what was your game when you pretended?? you know what I am talking about. we made tapes ... recorded cassettes where it was a call in sex talk show. that was a good one. I wanted to be an adult. now what was I thinking?? I wanted HUGE boobs, wanted to look at a man and make him drool, wanted to hear him moan. OK ... two out of three aren't bad, still want the HUGE boobs, but mine are nice enough. [blog AtomicArtist] agrees with me on this one. but that's only because he's shorter then me and would be eye level with them.

Anyway ... you all know what I am talking about, innocent (somewhat) little things that we did as children that totally were warning signs. sitting here, typing all about these things I realize that they were not totally normal, even if most of the people on this site experienced them, does that just prove my point??

my name is tipadee and I sit on sprinklers.

there, I feel better.


smackyman 45M
3843 posts
6/13/2006 10:13 pm

I think I dated her in Sunday school...you two friends? *grin*


smackyman 45M
3843 posts
6/8/2006 10:02 pm

Now I know where my GI Joe went to - Colorado to get himself a little anatomically incorrect piece of Barbie! (Damn, they must have had to have gotten creative!)
As a kid I liked not the sprinkler, but the jets in the pool. As an adult,(mentally? - barely) I still find myself hogging the jets in the hot tub...


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
6/7/2006 10:17 pm

I've been hospitalized for my "deviant sexual experimentation" when I was five. No worries, nobody did anything to me. I did it to myself...but enough about that. Your whole paragraph about ken and Barbie is priceless tipadee writing. great stuff. makes me wish you wrote more. And you had to throw in the short jokes, huh? damn you!


bipolybabe 54F

6/6/2006 7:39 pm

I had a special relationship with my family's hot tub.

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rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
6/6/2006 6:36 pm

This is great, thank you! Fellow sprinkler-sitter, especially that one that goes round and round, did ya know that when you sit on it, it stops rotating and shoots up? LOL

(((Elle)))


MaggiesWishes 59F

6/6/2006 6:17 pm

This was a hoot! Thanks for sharing the memories

warm wishes 2ya


rm_TheHooligan2 44M
409 posts
6/6/2006 5:51 pm

hummmmmmm, oooooooookaaaaaaaaaaay!


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