purple pussy eater  

tipadee 35F
1316 posts
6/13/2006 7:01 am

Last Read:
8/1/2006 11:57 pm

purple pussy eater

sometimes.

sometimes I just want to scream.

like earlier. I wrote a really funny post and followed up with a special 'big hearts broken parts' ad for BigGirl. But it magically disappeared into blogland forever.

I happened to run across a very funny post of hers from a while back, pre-super stardom, before the addictions and hospitalizations, before the drama and legal problems. back when she was just a girl.

Help! I lost my vibrator and I can't get off!!!

make sure that you read this post before you continue any further. because if you don't, then I would be able to tell from your comments.

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did you read it yet???

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what are you still doing here ... get your ass over there now!

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now ... on with my post. her story reminded me of a date I had once.

I finally got the nerve up to ask this guy ... we'll call him Guy. creative, I know. I am always at the top of my game. back to the story. we hung out, played cards, and drank a few beers, and did I mention that I was so freaking nervous?? I really liked this guy. so, after a while of working my game, if you can call it that, then I decided to pull the ultimate move. 'lets watch a movie in my room.' Not that my room was anything to be proud of. extremely small and very little. there was a bed ... and a little dresser with the tv on it.

this is how it went:

I'm thinking, wow ... did he actually fall for that??

we sit across the bed, next to each other, getting comfortable, when he slides his arm around me.

shit. this is nice.

the movie starts and we're cuddling. it was cute.

wow. this is really nice.

about half hour into the movie, he goes to the bathroom.

PERFECT. I need to touch up my lip gloss, mascara, rinse with mouthwash, check my hair ....

he comes swaggering back in, and crawls ... literally ... back into bed, laying his head right in my lap. casual as can be.

act casual.

he hands me his beer, starts to wiggle about and sits up.

oh my gawd!

he leans forward ...

I close my eyes

'something's not .... '

is he trying to touch my ass?? he should know that he can.

'what the hell .... '

what is that ... fuck.

in his hand was my vibrator

OHH FUCK!

'is this yours??'

duh.

casual as can be, I simply say 'no.'

believe me ... please believe me ...

'come on, show me how you use it.'

I am gonna die.

'can't. don't know how. it's not mine.'

PLEASE be buying this.

'come on, you can use it on me too.'

HUH?!?

'we'll take turns... you first'

NO.

'let me use it on you ... '

HMMMMMM

'can I have it please??'

I am gonna throw up.

'no. I want you to show me how to use it.'

yeh right.

then it starts. I just want to get it out of my sight. that's all. we begin to wrestle and I find out that he's quite strong. he underestimated the strength and will of a determined girl. I got it away. I run to the back, and hide it deep in my laundry basket. walk back into the bedroom and pretend to be engrossed in the movie.

what are we watching?

he gets out of bed and within 45 seconds is back, vibrator in hand.

good hide job tipadee

'can I have that please?'

dick.

'ohhh lets have some fun. tell me how it works ...'

no. definitely not.

'well ... this is the control for the speed ... shit.'

double shit!

'this thing is awesome...'

why do you think I sleep with it?

NOW there are two possible endings to this story, neither of which are true, but both are entertaining.

Ending #1:

DICK! I grab the vibrator from his hand, so fast he doesn't even begin to question my ninja skills, and smack him ... once, twice, three times .... across the face. 'BIOTCH. you need to go.' he's sitting on the floor, crying with dick imprints on his face. 'please don't make me go .... I LOVER YOU!!' waaa. get. that is all I need. another bitch. tomorrow he is definitely gone, but tonight ... hehehe.

Ending #2:

within minutes we are both naked, and shortly after coming. it would be the first of many of the night, and so intense that I begin to question if I will ever be able to walk again. I figure it doesn't matter, because I may die right now from exhaustion. did I mention that we had to replace the batteries ... twice?? and that it's just as exciting when it's inside his ass ... hehehe.

To find out which was closest to the truth, ask Some guy named Guy..

OKKK ... the moral of this story was that when you are done playing with your toys, make sure to put them away.


1sexylatin1975 41M  
24 posts
7/24/2006 9:51 pm

I'm whoever you want me to be

Love your blogs and your writting...full of content and interesting as hell...FYI,I DO like chicken too...and your BEAUTIFUL eyes make it hard to concentrate too.

Glad you like what you see...Wanna touch it? squeeze it? let's get in touch!

Keep posting...


1sexylatin1975 41M  
24 posts
6/25/2006 7:43 am

This is one of the best stories I've read in this site. The funny thing is how much I liked the way to told your story and at the end I realized there was no arousing sex part or anything...just a story. Another quality article Tipadee...


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
6/16/2006 7:53 pm

It wouldn't be the first time I've been smacked across the face with a cock.


smackyman 45M
3843 posts
6/13/2006 9:38 pm

Don't worry about BGRS - she just fried her jackrabbit toy so she'll be back in local sex shops everywhere looking for some fun, flame resistant toys! Read all about it - Where there's smoke...

As for you - now I know that you kiss and tell! I thought that we were going to keep that secret just between the two of us...


bipolybabe 54F

6/13/2006 8:20 am

I have such a huge collection of sex toys they end up being stashed in boxes and drawers everywhere, but I do have those special faves that occupy a special place in my, um, heart.

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