licking my elbow  

tipadee 36F
1316 posts
1/1/2006 12:41 pm

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licking my elbow

Hmm... what to say now that it's 2006. Does it make any difference if it's enlightening or funny?? Sitting here ... watch sleeping babies lie, and I wonder what it's gonna be like. 2006. Mimi said last night that this is the year that we take over the world. That makes me nervous. We all know what would happen if I did, and it wouldn't be pretty. Not at all.

So, as is everyone else, I will list some resolutions that I will be making this year:

1. Don't stab anyone.
2. No more smoking.
3. No more midget porn.
4. Type with both hands all the time.
5. Check my mail.

I know that you are thinking that I did those just to get an easy out. And everyone keeps saying the same thing ... I don't make resolutions ... assholes. Liars. They just don't want to say it out loud. Here are some of the tougher ones:

6. Visit a new state.
7. Smile more.
8. Donate blood.
9. Say what I feel, when I feel it.
10. Find someone to eat sushi with me.

That's more like it. But is it better to have ones that you know you can keep (is that cheating??), or have ones that you know you'll never keep?? OK these are the really hard ones:

11. Paint a live snail, while moving.
12. Climb Mt. Everest.
13. Lick my elbow.
14. Perform open heart surgery.
15. Drive to Hawaii.

That should keep me busy.

ON a seperate note, I was blog surfing and ran across [blog Smile_My_Way]. Thought ... wow, I am such a sucker, and it's a nice thought, so why the hell not. Here it is .... corny as it may sound.

Blue eyes - people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make love . will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days.

Brown eyes - people with brown eyes last the longest in bed. . they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. if you repost this if you have brown eyes you will have the best sex sometime in the next 5 days.

Green eyes - people with green eyes have the most passion put into having sex, they don't have sex with strangers and rarely will have a one night stand, therefore they have lasting relationships with great sex. you will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.

Hazel eyes - people with hazel eyes have the most sex positions and techniques. they're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY experience. if you have hazel eyes and repost this you will learn your favorite technique while having sex in the next 3 days.

Karma can be a dick, so I am doing as it said.

Hope you all had a great one ....

havenbliss 43F

1/3/2006 5:04 pm

I disagree with the hazel eyes knowing the most positions. I would stack my knowledge against any hazel eyed person anyday..

Love the resolutions. Personally, I did not make any.

crazyname67 49M

1/2/2006 4:02 pm

LMFAO - no more midget porn!! Love your sense of humor... I'm still laughing... ha ha

rm_Zone_Master 54M
244 posts
1/2/2006 5:41 am

tipadee I found your blog yesterday afternoon while surfing local blogs and today I don't have much of a blog so my blue eyes will repost it, now you've got me trying to lick my elbow, I think eating sushi is more enjoyable aproach.

then again why not just have someone else perform 13.


rm_Smile_My_Way 59M
1519 posts
1/2/2006 12:37 am

tipadee- I have to say I'm pleased you mention me. I can't take credit for it though. I found it on someone's blog, don't remember at this time who. I like it too.

I have to I'm not into making resolutions, sorry.

BGRSweet- thanks for standing up for me. I wish Tipadee would leave a comment on my blog, everyone is welcome too.

craptoast 39M

1/1/2006 6:55 pm

1. Easy enough.
2. Easy enough.
3. Easy enough.
4. Easy enough.
5. Easy enough.
6. A state I've never been to? Hm, wait, that coincides with driving to Hawaii, perfect.
7. No.
8. No.
9. Can't.
10. Got this one covered.
11. Need to find a snail.
12. Okay.
13. Challenging, but possible.
14. Please do not do this.
15. How about, pick up Toast in Bflo, drive to Hawaii in shifts, never once stopping at a gas station?

Actually, I have no idea why I'm responding in this manner. How lame. I'm completely unenthused with this response. Sigh. This brown eyed mother fucker will not be having any sex in the next five days.

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
1/1/2006 6:47 pm

Whohoo go brown eyes!

caressmewell 53F

1/1/2006 6:29 pm

I have to say you have the most creative resolution list I have seen. I enjoyed the laugh and the eye color post..

Happy New Year!

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