let's get focused  

tipadee 35F
1316 posts
5/23/2006 1:00 pm

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6/4/2006 12:12 am

let's get focused

Twin sisters at a nursing home were turning one hundred years old.

The editor of the local newspaper told one of their photographers to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear very well.

Once the photographer arrived, he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The near-deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" aid the other one.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.

Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?

"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."

So they wiggled up close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer; I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.

Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"

With a big grin the near-deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOSH -- BOTH OF US?"


rm_CoolBrit69 53M
89 posts
5/26/2006 2:32 pm

Oh man, I wish those ladies were sitting on My croutch
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No! I meant couch ..."I wish they were sitting on my couch".

Oh, and damn the spelling, I think I rather like the idea of my croutch with u in there. Ok, I'm about done with this silly croutch humour ...at least until the next time anyway


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
5/24/2006 8:32 pm

_____That old and still hopeful


caressmewell 53F

5/24/2006 3:28 pm

Thanks for the laugh!


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
5/23/2006 10:16 pm

and why aren't those two old ladies sitting on MY couch?


norprin5 55M

5/23/2006 2:21 pm



good one!

King Nor XVIII


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