it's about time  

tipadee 36F
1316 posts
8/13/2006 5:56 pm

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8/31/2006 4:22 pm

it's about time

Blink-182 Drummer Files for Divorce

August 8, 2006

BLINK-182 drummer TRAVIS BARKER has filed for divorce from his wife, actress and former Miss USA SHANNA MOAKLER, People magazine reports. The couple has two children: LANDON, 2, and ALABAMA, 7 months.

Travis and Shanna wed in October 2004 and starred in the 2005 MTV reality series "Meet the Barkers," which followed the couple's ups and downs as newlyweds.

Barker was previously married to MELISSA KENNEDY. This was Moakler's first marriage; she has a child, ATIANA, 7, from her previous relationship with boxer OSCAR DE LA HOYA.


IF you know me at all, then you would know that a while back I realized that travis barker is ment to be my little bitch.

who's your daddy??

and I wanted you all to know that my dream is about to become true. now that he's single, (not that him being married would stop a tramp like me, especially on here) I may have my chance.

wish me luck.


smackyman 46M
3845 posts
8/30/2006 9:43 pm

I love the smell of burning pelican in the mornin'!!!

Seriously though..(Hah!) I can see how Travis would be a hottie in your eyes and a lot of other ladies.

Did I just use the term 'hottie'? Bloody well kill me now...


Transblucency 44M

8/21/2006 4:16 pm

Set pelicans on fire. Nothing pleases me more than a sky filled with burning pelicans. Have you ever seen that majestic sight? It's spectacular!


Transblucency 44M

8/17/2006 4:08 pm

*guffaw*

If I'm perfect, some fucker would have crucified me, and I don't see no holes. Mofo.

Sorry about that, I just wanted to sound like I might be Bruce Willis or Samuel L Jackson. I'd never say "mofo" in real life, I assure you.

Fine, have your way with your dream-gay-drummer using your imaginary dream cock. Just don't be surprised if he turns into a catfish that talks to you in the voice of an old school teacher midway through or something.


Transblucency 44M

8/16/2006 5:32 pm

I thought he was dream-gay? It could never work with a dream-gay man.


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
8/14/2006 3:21 am

_____I'm going to take this at face value and think that you're serious. Therefore, I have to ask. What do you find even remotely attractive about that piece of...him? You're not serious. You can't be serious. You can do way better than that.


smackyman 46M
3845 posts
8/14/2006 12:17 am

You know - I can totally see that working out for you. Maybe he'll even find some space for a nice 'Tipadee' tat!
Will I still get you on weekends and holidays?

Sincerely,

Smacky


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