burn, baby, burn!  

tipadee 35F
1316 posts
1/26/2006 11:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

burn, baby, burn!

Yesterday was a long, stressful day. I also thought I should let you all know, for no real reason then boredom, that I have decided to give up panties. You heard me right. They do have their purposes and definately can be fun, but mostly they are decorational. This whole week what rough underwear wise, and I will get to that. It was actually one of my new years resolution, but I got so side tracked with the 'not stabbing anyone' thing, that I simply forgot to inform you all.

Yesterday morning I got up in a hurry and quickly dressed, was taking my grandma to have some blood work, then her foot appointment, then several other places. The morning goes by uneventful, and when we get to walmart, I go into the bathroom, and it's there I notice that there is a small tear in the crotch of my underwear. GREAT. I'm thinking it got caught on the agitator, it was in a wad of clothes the other day. I just let it go, I'll change when I get home and it's not that big of a deal.

They day goes on... and on... and on.

I love my grandmother, but two three hour long trips to walmart in one day and trip to the bread store is enough to make anyone suicidal.

Well, I finally get home and go into my bedroom to get some rest, but more importantly, change the panties. What happens next is only what I know, due to the investigation. The crotch was completely ripped. Shredded. Totally destroyed. I really liked this pair too. I was awestrucken. There are no words to describe what it does to ones soul when you discover you have ruined yet another pair of underwear. Atleast this time I can't blame passionate love making on it. OR .. maybe I can. YEH YEH ... the stock boy at walmart. Not at all believable, but total hot.

So I take them off, pulling them over my head just for the hell of it, and then my mind starts getting flooded with other questions. Why didn't I notice them bunched up around my ass? What time did it happen?? Is my kitty kat numb?? DID I BREAK IT??? Or worse, is it acid that did this? Do I squirt acid when I come?? NOOOOO ...


Although, it would make a great sci-fi/porn. Just think about it, the taglines would be great.

Men love to make her cum, and women love her because of it. Not only is she gonna ruin your sheets, she's going to ruin your life. Bad Boys beware, because when you hear, it'll gonna burn when it gets in your eye, you have no idea.

Maybe, in the process of walking around all day I slowly wore them down. Maybe I just didn't notice because of the hairy beast in my pants. Chewbacca was in the way. YEH YEH ... that's it. An acid squirting chewbacca.

Now, lets go back later in the week. Simple day, out about running errands again. Wearing some really cute panties that I bought just before thanksgiving, that few have seen. They are soo sexy .. and lacking the fabric department. Definately low cut. Definately fun. Well, during my excursion, they started to shift. I politely adjusted them a time or two in the bathroom, and once again ... I'll change when I get home. My final stop what lunch with the cousin. Walking into her store, I notice they start to shift, this time sliding. OHH .. did I mention that this was a day that I decided to wear a dress??

Please God, no.

As I walk up to the counter, I keep thinking about the good old days, when you wore shorts under a dress, and ironically enough they were boy shorts. The moment I stop walking, they drop. All the way to the floor. I bend over, pick them up, and drop the pretty panties into the trash. My cousin was laughing so hard that she threw up. This wasn't the only time my chonies have fell off, and she was there that time too. Not gonna retell that story, all you need to know was it was high school, there was mathletes and a lunch lady involved. Those didn't go into the trash that time, they went into my back pack.

So, you see, it's a strict three strikes policy.

It is at the point that I decided that I was going to stop wearing them ... and shave chewbacca. Just don't want to take that chance again, especially with valentines coming up. As much as I hate the holiday, there may be a need for decorations.

Now, it's mr. bigglesworth. Everyone loves to pet a hairless pussy.

RedheadedMedStd 34F

1/31/2006 9:20 pm

Mr. BigglesWorth, that is class! You have a new fan sweetie, keep up the musings!

Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/29/2006 5:19 pm

ROTFL ......thanks I needed that laugh *G*

KDR305 46M/46F

1/29/2006 4:01 pm

Great post! I too came here on Caressmewell's recomendation.

I like your "3 strikes" policy. I believe there was some cosmic force guiding your experience. Either trying to tell you to give up panties, or (my bet) to transform Chewbacca into Mr. Bigglesworth.

As you said: Everyone loves a hairless pussy.

Thanks for sharing


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/27/2006 7:43 pm

great stuff, tipadee. You know...I always wondered what Chewbacca looked like shaved. Do you think he gets hair all over the Mellenium Falcon? Do you think Han Solo gets mad when he has a two foot long Wookie hair in his booze? Do you think they have gay human/wookie sex all night long? Boy, I just stay up all night asking myself these questions.

Ahhh...I like the smell of my boxers on my head. Is that normal?

rm_budgie1960 56M

1/27/2006 4:36 pm

tipadee, ever thought of braces (suspenders, like the ones for holding pants up) as a back up for when the elastic goes, the down side is if the crotch gives out first u might loose an eye, thanks gave me a good giggle

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/27/2006 10:56 am

caressme. said to come read this and I'm glad I did. LMAO.
thanks for the laugh it is a great post.

southrnpeach333 50F

1/27/2006 10:47 am

Thanks for sharing, I needed a laugh. I wonder if it got caught on security camera. I imagine if it did the guards will wear out the tape watching it.

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
1/27/2006 5:09 am

Great post Tip, thanks!

skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
1/27/2006 4:50 am

_____Are you sure you haven't been "sleep sexing"? Myself...I don't wear underwear. I got tired of having to constantly pull them out of my ass crack. Look at the bright side. It'll take that much less time to get naked when you're in the heat of passion and you want him to fill you. I say go with trimming the kitty. I get distracted with hair in my mouth. (cough, spit) You think I should wear a kilt?

AughtMusedSpill 48M

1/27/2006 3:43 am

Yeah I want to get in that line too! Too bad there's no more Chewbacca...that fun little fuzzball haha

rm_4yousexyeyes 105F
307 posts
1/27/2006 3:37 am

That was a riot!! Thanks to caressmewell for leading me here I did need this moring laugh.

AlbertPrince 57M

1/27/2006 1:29 am

Send the shavings to me, I have a couple of cushions that need re-stuffing

smackyman 45M
3843 posts
1/26/2006 11:50 pm

Velcro? WTF - who am I kidding - I want to be first in line, lets have that kitty purring...

havenbliss 43F

1/26/2006 10:22 pm

I am so sorry that happened to you...that sucks. Reminds of my friend who was carring his laundry and he lost his shorts and his tidy whities...in front of two of his female neighbors. It was drop the laundry in a mud puddle or go back to his apartment naked. Finally one of the women pulled them up for him.

So, where is the queue to pet the hairless pussy?

rm_ricop1379 37M

1/26/2006 7:42 pm

*Big thumbs up*

elysianpleasure 47M

1/26/2006 7:32 pm

funny... now think about when this same phenomena starts happening without your panties. Now that is going to be a post I am watching for!!!! I am waiting for you to declare... you are just giving up on bottoms. That's the solution... yeah... that's it.

norprin5 55M

1/26/2006 7:28 pm

funniest thing i've read in a long time!

thanks, i really needed that

King Nor XVIII

ObsidianButtrfly 41F
6 posts
1/26/2006 4:38 pm

I always shave it into a heart shape for valentine's day

TabithaElectra79 37F

1/26/2006 3:43 pm

Fantastic post!


1023 posts
1/26/2006 3:39 pm

*chewbacca voice* AAAAHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

When Mr. Bigglesworth is angry, people die

Now that I weigh both those options I'm not sure which is hotter to me. You are an excellent communicator and if you ever need a face to fill the smock in your Walmart stock boy fantasy, you only need look at the pic there on your left and think of me ^_^

saddletrampsk 54F

1/26/2006 3:38 pm

That was hilarious..I have had my panties fall off at the most inopportune times also..
fucking cheap elastic..

caressmewell 53F

1/26/2006 2:20 pm

OMG, I laughed so hard reading this. This is hilarious, of course I didn't live it.

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