When skanky clothes happen to good people  

tipadee 36F
1316 posts
11/1/2005 10:57 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

When skanky clothes happen to good people

I was drunk.

Alright ... stop.

I know, it's not a legitimate excuse. What's even worse is that it's not true. I was bone dry, however dry that is. Not an ounce of alcohol in my system. Sober.

Some how, my friends, that hate me apparently, talked me into going out last night. Halloween. Yuck. I ended up being a hooters girl. White trash is what I was. NO ... it was more then that, I was just trash. I have never wore that much eyeshadow in my whole life ... combined. I even posted a pic for you all to see.

Did I mention that I had "hooters"? They stuffed a bra with ... anything they could find, pants, shirts, socks, that picture does no justice to just how big or uneven they were. Ackward, definately in the way. This guy was staring, and his friend was all "dude, what are you staring at?" They didn't look a least bit real. Maybe that's what he was thinking.

Oh yeh, it was 29 degrees and I was in a mini skirt. IT SUCKED. And I was in such a hurry that I only shaved one leg. It. Sucked.

OK I am gonna finish this tale later, and go shave my other leg ... damn

I didn't shave to other leg. Didn't even think about it until just now. I REALLY hate that picture. I was misrable. It was one of those days... nights, where you go to the bathroom and the underwear that have been riding up your ass all day are, first off, on backwards, and secondly, not yours.

It took hours of scrubbing to get the lip liner off alone.

OK it wasn't all that bad. I did get to see some friends that I hadn't in a while, and I did leave the house, which I really wasn't feeling like. And I had a good reason to dress like a skank.

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
11/3/2005 6:21 pm

you know...it never gets to be 29 degrees out here. Maybe you'd be a bit more comfortable in that mini skirt and hooters top out here. I have a whole sock drawer you can stuff it with if you want. And bring that blue eye shadow along...I could use it to go with my fishnets and painted toes.

rm_deaminveni 50M
116 posts
11/1/2005 1:22 pm

One leg shaved? Oh well you've got to take the rough with the smooth LOL

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