THAT SUCKS  

tipadee 36F
1316 posts
10/14/2005 1:28 am

Last Read:
11/11/2007 12:23 pm

THAT SUCKS


From country star Chris Cagle's website:

To All My Loyal Music Fans:

"As many of you are aware, I had been anxiously awaiting the addition of a new baby to my life. The baby has been born and both mother and child are in good health. Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine.

As excited as I was about becoming a new father, my disappointment is equally as strong. So out of respect for all that are involved, please allow this situation to remain private and know that I will not be commenting further on this very personal matter. I'm thanking you in advance for your kind cooperation and understanding."

Chris Cagle

Um, ouch. I'm not sure which is worse: finding out that the baby you thought was yours is not actually yours OR finding out that the baby you thought was yours is not actually yours and posting it on your website.

I think I'd have taken a different tone if I were Chris Cagle.

Something like:

To All My Loyal Music Fans:

"As many of you are aware, I had been anxiously awaiting the addition of a new baby to my life. The baby has been born and both mother and child are in good health. Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine. Yes, you read that correctly.

As excited as I was about becoming a new father, my disappointment is equally as strong. And by that I mean I threw my 'wife' down a flight of stairs and set her car and most of her clothes on fire after learning of this development. Please do not misunderstand me; I do not, in any way, condone spousal abuse. Never in my life had I laid hands on a woman. But you'd be surprised what you can do when you learn that your baby isn't yours because your 'wife' can't stop fucking everything in her line of vision.



So out of respect for all that are involved, please allow this situation to remain private and know that I will not be commenting further on this very personal matter. In the meantime, I will be going to Mexico for the extended future, bringing only two handguns and $14,526 in cash. By next Friday, I hope to be known to the locals as 'El Gringo de la Muerte'. I also hope to have collected the pieces of my shattered psyche by noon PST on Wednesday, October 26, 2005. If not, please turn on CNN or your local news station at that time. And may God help the citizens of Cuernavaca, the Mexican State Police, and Steve Winwood and the other members of Traffic.

I'm thanking you in advance for your kind cooperation and understanding."

Chris Cagle

Yeah, that's more like it.

PS Jason Mulgrew is a genius

friendjc1 53M

11/7/2007 6:58 am

que rica carita de zorra tienes


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
10/17/2005 7:46 am

I got a proposal for ya, kid. I was once a big time publicist, see. You might have seen my work on such websites as Robert Downey Jr.'s "Celebrity Goldelocks Reality Pilot" or Margot Kidder's "I was only trying to get dirt on my cheating husband!"
Those were beautiful times, but one wrong look at Lyndsay Lohan (during the Parent Trap) and she claimed I'd never work in tinsel town again. With your insight and fresh looks I... I mean, We could make it big, I'm talking diamonds and jewels, baby girl. Now someone like TDA 1 might tell you not to beleive the Hollywood promise, that somethings aren't worth your soul, but he didn't brush elbows with the crustiest of the uppercrust like you soon will (in fact, I'm certain he's just jealous). I see a great future ahead of you kid, it would be a shame to let it pass you by. If your interested, have your people call my mom... I mean secretary. I'm so excited, I'm gonna have to get a new wardrobe. The closest I've been to Hollywood lately is posting on Daisy_Lincoln's Blog.
All kidding aside, you've a great work there and TDA's really my hero.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/14/2005 10:30 pm

Jeeze, is that Cagle guy related to Homer Simpson? I love how he addressed his "privacy" issues. DOH!

Your letter was quite funny. Very creative and thanks for sharing it.

BLOG ON!


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/14/2005 10:07 pm

gee and he doesnt want to talk about it????


Di47Him51 63M/59F
42 posts
10/14/2005 5:31 pm

Opps!


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
10/14/2005 2:32 pm

OMG.. lmao...



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


McClary 63M
881 posts
10/14/2005 2:05 pm

Great post tipadee. I'm still ROFLMAO.

Actually, one of my friends and his first wife had a similar situation with their second child in 1983, and after some turmoil and court battles after their divorce and custody, believe it or not he ultimately got custody of both children, and raised both kids as his own with his second wife (plus two more kids w/second wife).

One of the possible risks of swinging.


dano6332 56M

10/14/2005 2:00 pm

LMAO wow must sorta suck to be him right now but thanks for the chuckle. Why traffic?


caressmewell 53F

10/14/2005 1:28 pm

What a hoot! Can't wait to read more!


TopFisher 63M

10/14/2005 1:27 pm

"But you'd be surprised what you can do when you learn that your baby isn't yours because your 'wife' can't stop fucking everything in her line of vision."

Now that's sum funny stuff right there!!!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/14/2005 10:22 am

LMAO...I am going to adopt you. This is really good stuff.

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