AHH the vibrator settler  

tipadee 36F
1316 posts
9/22/2005 10:43 pm

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10/11/2006 8:16 pm

AHH the vibrator settler


Alright, all you out there that know what it is to settle or to be a settler, then this is for you.

My cousin is strange. There is that verbalization skill that lets one talk to men, and she doesn't have it. So, because she has only braved the cock once, there may be little hope for her. After years of loneliness, that poor horny girl finally got herself a vibrator. Nothing fancy, just a small, waterproof one. Not something that will rock a girls' boat, but will get her off when the time comes. Recently, this poor little thing has seen better days. First it cracked, and then the knob on it, that turns it on and off, holding in the batteries, it vibrates loose and falls out in the middle of things. Unwilling to get a new one, she will wrap it in plastic wrap ... but it still comes apart or turns off at the most inappropiate times. Now she is thinking about turning it on, taping the knob in place and putting it inside a condom, tying a knot on the end, keeping it dry. The only reason she hasn't tried this is because she wants a condom that is dry. DID I TELL YOU THIS GIRL IS STRANGE??!? Now what do you do when someone has such low self esteem that not only do they settle with a loser, but they settle for a broken vibrator???

JJKittyKat 59F

10/18/2005 2:27 am

be a real generous cos and but her a new one


dano6332 56M

10/14/2005 2:12 pm

Be a sweetheart and take her shopping LMAO


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