SEX SURVEY FOR WOMEN  

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8/20/2005 2:58 am

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SEX SURVEY FOR WOMEN


Since the very beginnings of the human race both men and women have struggled to fully understand one another. One thing in particular that has baffled generations of males is what their female counterparts’ attitudes towards sex are. This has in many cases lead to embarrassment, frustration, and even abuse. Please copy this survey to word then enter your details below and choose the corresponding letter/s for the most appropriate answer to each of the following questions. Feel free to add any personal comments below:

Name:
Age:
Race:
City:

1. How often do you get horny?
a. 24/7;
b. A few times a day;
c. From time to time; or
d. Hardly ever at all.
Comment:

2. What do you think about sex on the first date?
a. Who needs a first date?;
b. Yeah, sweet!;
c. Its ok if you’re hammered; or
d. I like to really know a guy first.
Comment:

3. What is your attitude towards foreplay?
a. Foreplay?;
b. It doesn’t take much to get me wet;
c. I like to play; or
d. You’d want to start sometime
mid-afternoon to get me ready!
Comment:

4. What qualities in a man would make you consider sleeping with him?
a. Man, woman, whatever!;
b. A dick that can fuck me from here to kingdom come;
c. A nice body and good personality; or
d. None of the above.
Comment:

5. Spit or swallow?
a. I’m still thirsty!;
b. Either or really;
c. I get my protein from fish thank you; or
d. What do you mean?
Comment:

Overall Comments:

Thank you for taking the time to complete this survey. Please return your completed copy to the_dead_mouse@hotmail.com to be collated. Your input will someday lead to a better understanding and facilitation of women’s sexual needs in the 21st century. If you would like more information, or to book a private seminar to further explore the outcomes of your survey, please add your request along with your overall comments.

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