Woohoo! Eviction Party! You Are All Invited!  

timberwolf6972 44M
1119 posts
7/21/2006 12:14 pm

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Woohoo! Eviction Party! You Are All Invited!


Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you are all invited to the party that Timberwolf is throwing this weekend! Myself and one of my good neighbors have been planning this little blow out for a while now.

Here's the story for why we are having a party. I live in an apartment building, not the nicest one in town but it's not too shabby either. There are 15 individual apartments in this building. Upstairs until today lived a 2 guys, 2 girls, 1 dog and who even knows how many cats!

Now mind you this is a one bedroom apt. and only one of the guys were even supposed to live here. He moves a girl in, no problem I've done this one myself before. Seems harmless right? Read on! Ok, the guy works, the girl doesn't. Next they move this deadbeat couple in with them cause both of them are too fucking sorry to take care of themselves.

Ok, the first girl was annoying as hell cause she is in my opinion borderline retarded and is always outside hollaring, acting stupid and just being a nuisance in general. The dude won't put his foot down and control his bitch cause he has no balls. Anytime he opens his mouth to say something she slaps the fuck out of him.

As if this wasn't bad enough they move another couple in with them. One couple just as bad as the other. They are about the most dyfunctional two sets of motherfuckers I've ever seen. Always fighting, argueing, partying, don't pay the rent or bills. Needless to say myself and the other residents are quickly getting tired of the constant bullshit.

The landlord was made aware of the situation, said he would handle it and oh course did nothing. The shit gets deeper! The low-life motherfuckers move in a friend of the second couple and another filthy assed cat which I hate anyhow! Then the guy from the second couple moves his three kids! All in a fucking one bedroom apt!

I have told these goofy bastards to stop with all the drama time and time again. They thought that they were gonna bring their shit to my front door. Oh hell no! I doubt that fucking shit! These people drove me nuts for a while until I almost flipped on them. Constantly trying to borrow my phone, wanting cigarettes, trying to get on my PC and a bunch of other shit.

People, I couldn't not even get a piece of ass cause these fuckers constant drama. When Timberwolf can't even get a nut then it's time for change! I ended up telling these fuckers that the next time that they knocked on my door that I was gonna take my best chef's knife and plant it to the hilt in their fucking skull! This worked fine for the door knocking shit but they still carried on with their bullshit upstairs and out in the yard.

Well it all came to a head yesterday. They were all outside fighting and argueing so I called the landlord. Normally I'm nice with the man but not this time! I went off on this motherfucker on the phone Timberwolf style. He got my point! The police were here for a while last night and then again today.

Well to make my final point they are finally gone! Woohoo, party! party!

If I had wanted to live in the fucking projects and deal with dumb shit 24-7 I would have moved there to begin with! If the assholes upstairs read this then I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE AND BURN IN HELL, YOU ROTTEN MOTHERFUCKERS! Oh that's right you don't have a place to plug your PC up at now do you? HaHa welcome to skid row, you have earned it!

P.S. Have fun sucking cock at the truckstop tonight so you can eat and get your own cigarettes! I told you not to fuck with me now did't I?

Drinks on the house! Coutesy of me and my remaining neighbors!


timberwolf6972 44M

7/21/2006 12:27 pm

Sorry about the typos, I just noticed them. I'm not stupid, I was just doing like 2 or 3 things at the time that I wrote this.


rm_autumngirl61 55F
741 posts
7/21/2006 3:24 pm

Wow, such a lousy neighbor!! This couple sounds like losers, so you did the right thing to call on them.

I'm glad that my neighborhood is great here (in middle of downtown).

Damn, I'd love to join in your neighborhood party, but too far!


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
7/21/2006 5:00 pm

ROCK ON big guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


letstryit4fun38 49F

7/21/2006 6:51 pm

I guess you are a force to be reckoned with when you are pissed off. Hope I am never on the receiving end of your wrath. I totally understand about the neighbors plucking your nerves. Maybe the next bunch will better.

WELCOME TO MY WICKED BUT WONDERFUL WORLD!


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

7/21/2006 11:12 pm

guess whose gettin nutz


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


QueenofBitches69 46F

7/21/2006 11:15 pm

And now his computer and phone are down due to the cable company fuck up!


Looking4sex44240 54F

7/22/2006 8:19 am

I had a neighbor that was just like that. You never really knew who lived there..they would party till 4am, that's when the fighting started. I didn't bother with the landlord till the next day but I was on the phone every 1/2 hr. till the police came. They where gone the next day.


qyxx 59F
3267 posts
7/22/2006 2:15 pm

i like your style

Q.


meerkittykat 42F

7/22/2006 3:23 pm

I do NOT miss apartment living at all!!!

Anyone who prevents a good man from the pursuit of ass needs to be drawn, quartered, tarred and feathered and had unspeakable things done to them with the wrong end of a four-iron.

I'll bring a case of lager...and drink to your future, uninterrupted conquest of booty.


bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
7/24/2006 6:54 am

lol..too funny! but i hear ya! been there done that but not quite as bad of an experience though! did u get a nut??*wink* hugz,busty

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timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 1:49 am

    Quoting rm_autumngirl61:
    Wow, such a lousy neighbor!! This couple sounds like losers, so you did the right thing to call on them.

    I'm glad that my neighborhood is great here (in middle of downtown).

    Damn, I'd love to join in your neighborhood party, but too far!
Lol, I'm glad that those bastards are gone! I wish that you were closer too! {=}


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 1:51 am

    Quoting kittenkisses24:
    that is f'ing hilarious. that would drive me nuts too. poor guy. hope you get a nut tonight too.
Yeah it was a pain in the ass! I would be in the bed with some chic and first and they would start knocking on the door, when I didn't answer and they knew that I was home they would ring my doorbell continuously till I opened the door and started screaming at them! {=}


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 1:52 am

Ty dude!


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 1:54 am

    Quoting letstryit4fun38:
    I guess you are a force to be reckoned with when you are pissed off. Hope I am never on the receiving end of your wrath. I totally understand about the neighbors plucking your nerves. Maybe the next bunch will better.
Oh shit! I never thought of what any new ones might be like. With my luck they would be just like the ones that just left out of here! {=}


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 1:55 am

I don't even wanna think about it! {=}


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 1:56 am

    Quoting QueenofBitches69:
    And now his computer and phone are down due to the cable company fuck up!
Ty sweetie! All that is fixed now! {=}


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 1:58 am

    Quoting BigGirlzRSweet:
    I had neighbors like that when I lived in the South end. They were always trying to bum ciggies from me... even STRANGERS walking by the house tried to bum them! And I had a neighbor in the apartment next door always trying to use my phone and/or give her a ride (with her four kids) to the grocery store or wherever. She even asked if I'd pick her up from the hospital when she had her youngest child... HUH?

    Anyway, I can sympathize. I've lived in a number of horrible situations and I can truly get on board with the eviction party!

    Cheers!
I know how all that is! I think it's a damn shame when you have to go off on the neighbors constantly so you can have just a little bit of peace of mind! Piece of ass too! {=}


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 2:00 am

    Quoting Looking4sex44240:
    I had a neighbor that was just like that. You never really knew who lived there..they would party till 4am, that's when the fighting started. I didn't bother with the landlord till the next day but I was on the phone every 1/2 hr. till the police came. They where gone the next day.
Sounds just like what I've had to deal with! People have no respect for others anymore! {=}


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 2:01 am

    Quoting qyxx:
    i like your style
Well ty sweetie! I'm just being me, ask anyone! {=}


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 2:02 am

    Quoting meerkittykat:
    I do NOT miss apartment living at all!!!

    Anyone who prevents a good man from the pursuit of ass needs to be drawn, quartered, tarred and feathered and had unspeakable things done to them with the wrong end of a four-iron.

    I'll bring a case of lager...and drink to your future, uninterrupted conquest of booty.
I see that you are a woman after my own heart! I agree completely! {=}


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 2:03 am

    Quoting spunky11961:
    Revenge is sweet! Feels good don't it!
    ~spunky
Damn straight it is! I love every minute of it!


timberwolf6972 44M

7/25/2006 2:04 am

    Quoting bustybettyboop:
    lol..too funny! but i hear ya! been there done that but not quite as bad of an experience though! did u get a nut??*wink* hugz,busty
Lol, some nights yes and others I was just too pissed off to try again. {=}


rm_ChesterPussy
43 posts
7/25/2006 3:54 pm

HEY,

Can you come over and go "Timberwolf Style" on my neighbors kid with the fucking loud, piece of shit Honda that he thinks is a race car?

~CP


timberwolf6972 replies on 7/26/2006 4:05 pm:
Sure! Give give me their home address and I'll see to it that a handful of screws finds it's way into the Honda's intake manifold! Let's see how much he races then with a locked up engine! You could also pour a quart of automatic transmission fluid into the gas tank. This will make the car smoke like a freight train and he will think that he has blown the engine. This isn't a permanant fix but the car will be down till he can afford to tear the engine, clean it and put it back together. I hope that this is helpful for you {=}

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