Kids, Gotta Love 'Em LMAO!!!  

timberwolf6972 44M
1119 posts
8/1/2006 9:26 pm

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8/12/2006 9:37 am

Kids, Gotta Love 'Em LMAO!!!


Does anyone else out here have any sex related memories that involve kids and aren't some nasty shit? I've got some, they are very funny to think about. Ever gotten busted by one of your kids while you were going at it hot and heavy? I've been there and done that one many times!

My oldest daughter used to bust me and my wife out late at night when we were fucking. I worked a 2nd shift job for about 10 years that had me coming home at like 12AM to sometimes 2Am. in the mornings. After I got home at night was the only time that my wife and I had time to do some serious fucking.

We would often times have sex downstairs in the living room while the kids were asleep upstairs. My wife was a very vocal woman when we were going at it. I might have her doggystyle in the living room floor with me pulling her hair, slapping her and and just plain old fucking the shit out of her!

Sometimes she must have woke up my oldest girl from her screaming my name and other things. I guess my daughter would sneak down the steps and seen what went on and thought that I was beating her mom. She would then run crying back up the steps. The wife would go up there and get her back to sleep and assure her that we were playing a game and daddy wasn't actually hurting mommy.

Here's one that freaks me out every time. I have been going down on a chic late at night. We were both very much into it at the time. Then I get this weird feeling that someone is standing beside me! I look over and there stands a 4 year old that has sleep walked in there. I freeze immediately and tap on the mommy and point over at the kid. She of course takes them back to there bed. Just for future reference people, if you have sick kids that are on meds don't forget to lock your bedroom door!

Here's some more funny shit. One night I get home from work and the wife asks me 'Guess what your daughter told her teacher in school today? I say 'What?'. Then she tells me that my daughter told her teacher that she found a man's penis in her mommy's nightstand! The teacher had called home to find out what the deal was. I think I laughed till I about pissed my pants!

Then there was the time that the wife got another call from the teacher saying that my daughter had told her about some more stuff. Apparently the wife and I had gotten busted playing 'leap frog' with no clothes on and we didn't even know it!

The moral of this story boys and girls is that if you have kids then don't get caught fucking in the living room floor at 2 AM and invest in some door locks for your bedroom! Failure to do so will result in a very interesting parent teacher conference day!


want2play926 45F

8/1/2006 10:10 pm


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 6:09 am:
What? It's all true! {=}

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
8/1/2006 10:17 pm

lol... thankfully i don't have to worry about *THAT* yet

though i did hear of my bro. walking in on our parents once. They told him mom made all the noise cuz she was having a nightmare, but she was awake now and it was all OK. (my brother could sympathize with bad dreams).


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 6:10 am:
Lmao! Kids are so trusting aren't they! {=}

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/1/2006 10:26 pm

Yeah, my husband stopped walking to the bathroom naked when our then 3 year old daughter asked him why he had a pickle. Talk about laughing you ass off...I was having a hard time breathing I was laughing do hard.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 6:11 am:
Omg! I believe that I would have pissed my pants if I had been there and heard that one! {=}

QueenofBitches69 46F

8/1/2006 11:01 pm

Damn, I have no stories to share babe! Sorry!


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 6:11 am:
Well you suck! Go get some and come back! {=}

Lemondrop15484u 54F
4816 posts
8/2/2006 12:11 am

When my son was three, he walked in my bedroom when I was having sex with my boy friend. Any other time he would have slept in late, not that morning. So we took him shopping to get his mind off of it. It didn't work, while I was at work he told my mom about it. I could of died, it was her house, she didn't like it.


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 6:13 am:
Oh shit! Don't you hate it when kids tell everything that they shouldn't know? It's always at the worst possible time too. {=}

HeatedCondition 60M
890 posts
8/2/2006 2:14 am

LOL!!!! Great stories there Timber!


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 6:13 am:
Ty dude!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/2/2006 6:30 am

LMAO...

We've had some close calls that sent us diving for cover...not been busted quite like you yet dude!!


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 6:17 am:
Don't worry dude you may have already been busted and just don't know it yet. I'm sure that your kids will embarass you with it at the worst possible time and when you least expect it.

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/2/2006 7:08 am


God, I wish I would've had the chance when I was younger to be a Dad. But, hey... my nieces and nephews thought I was special enough to be called just "Uncle" ... not "Uncle Todd" like they call their other uncles with the first names.


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 6:18 am:
Well that's kinda sad Todd. Maybe you will have some of your own in the near future. I wish you luck.

bbw4u06 50F

8/2/2006 8:03 am

LOL well we were getting ready to move house, so we had our daughter on her mattress in our room next to our mattress on the floor, but she was a sound sleeper. So one morning we woke up really early, he wasn't working so it was like hey you wanna? It was like sure..shhhhh. We were quiet, very quiet or so we thought. My husbands on top, getting close to cumming when all of a sudden this little mop of hair pops up on his shoulder and she is sitting on his back grinning and laughing saying "ride the pony daddy! ride the pony!" It was OMG looks at each other then we started to laugh. Here is a 2 year old with wild hair, sitting in a little vest and diaper on his back having a great time riding the pony. Needless to say we didn't get to finish that day!


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 6:21 am:
Omg! I would have fucking died! That is absolutely hilarious! I won't get that image out of my head anytime soon! Thank you very much for that one! {=}

rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/2/2006 8:23 am


A few years ago, I found this really cool travel suitcase that I thought would make a wonderful box for my sex toys. I wanted to fix it up a bit, so one afternoon while my 7 year old nephew was visiting, I decoupaged it. He thought that was pretty nifty and asked me what it was. I told him it was gonna be my toy box. He went on his way.
Fast forward several months and all three of my nephews and my son are in his bedroom playing with legos, etc. My sis and I are in the kitchen talking and I keep hearing some weird noise. Didn't pay much attention cause I thought it was outside. Then we realize that the kids have gotten awful quiet, so I head down the hall to check on them.
Four boys, ages 7,7, 9 and 11 are sitting in a circle with one of my vibes lying in the center. It's turned on full blast and they are taking turns spinning it.
I'm standing in the door speechless when the nephew looks up and sees me and says..."Wow Aunt Debbie, you have way cool toys!"

The same nephew spent the night at my house and walked into my bedroom one morning and saw my "bigboy" toy that I had neglected to put away after use. "Wow, that's coooool!:" LMAO--I told him it was a statue, I must have knocked it over. God, I hope I haven't scarred the kid for life.


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 6:27 am:
Omfg! I would have paid damn good money to have witnessed that one! I'm sure that you didn't know whether to shit or go blind when you saw that! I feel the same way and I cringe at the thought of the effect that me and my wife's night time activities may have on our daughter. Here's another image that will be floating around in my head for forever. {=}

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
8/2/2006 10:53 am

One early afternoon my girl friend and I retired to the bedroom for some loving tenderness. It was a beautiful day and the children were all playing outside.

The window was shut and the blinds were drawn down. I was lying on my back and my girlfriend was kneeling at my side driving me nuts with her oral and manual stimulations. I was moaning like a whore and twisting my head from side to side. When I rolled my head towards the window I could see bright sun peeking through a crack in the blinds. Peering in were 3 sets of little eyes!

OMG! My 10 year old daughter and two of her friends were watching us! Needless to say that put an end to that lovemaking session. By the time I got some shorts on (plus give my hard on a chance to become less prominent) and ran outside, they were gone.

Later when my daughter came home I had a conversation with her about the importance of respecting privacy. I never mentioned that which was observed. I figured that was pretty self-explanatory and needed no further clarification.


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 8:25 am:
Omg! Dude I don't think that I could even get a hard on for a long time after that! I feel for you cause that is creepy!

Balibabe19 41F

8/2/2006 4:35 pm

LMAO...the one major bust I can think of is I was bent over the kitchen counter and i thought my lil guy was outside playing..thats the son ...not the boyfriend!! anyway he ended up finding his way into the kitchen and proceeded to stand behind and curiously gaze upwards at the two bouncing balls in a sack...I almost died when I realised he was there!! Needless to say instant soft on for my boyfriend!! But something must have went right...he still wanted to marry me!! Thats the boyfriend ..not the son... Phew!!


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 8:33 am:
Omfg! I'd love to hear the explanation that you gave your son for that one! I think that's really cool that the boyfriend didn't run away scared. {=}

TheCliticals 34F/F

8/3/2006 1:01 am

lol @ naked leapfrog


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 8:36 am:
Lmao! That's what she told the teacher! {=}

rm_gagrl 38F

8/3/2006 3:52 pm

Reason number 212 for me not to have children anytime soon, lol.


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 8:37 am:
Lmao, I think you need seceral kids cause you have far too much privacy and not enough entertainment in your life! {=}

rm_autumngirl61 55F
741 posts
8/3/2006 8:06 pm

LMFAO, timber!! I almost peed my pants laughing about your stories.

Yeah, better be careful having sex when your kids are home. I would always have the door locked.

Did you have to deal with teacher conference?? If so, care to share w/ us in details about this conference then? lol


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/5/2006 8:40 am:
Ty sweetie, Hell no I didn't go to any of them! My wife tried to get me to go and I told her that I wasn't about to go up there and deal with the teachers! I couldn't keep a straight face in one of those conferences if I tried. I sent her ass instead! {=}

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/6/2006 7:58 am

Here is 2 for you [post 427167] and A True Juicy Moment Brought to You By The Diva In Training

Juicy


timberwolf6972 replies on 8/7/2006 11:14 am:
Ty I'll go check those out! {=}

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