No Cybersex Or ALTernative Lifestyles In  

tigerdickaches 62M
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10/15/2005 5:16 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

No Cybersex Or ALTernative Lifestyles In


Learning about chat, cybersex, BDSM and alternative lifestyles has been an eye-opening and shocking experience for this naive tiger .....

Hi! Let me introduce myself .... I'm Tiger Dick, and I just landed on these shores after a very long and exhausting trip from my native country, India. Adjusting to human ways has been most difficult and uncomfortable for me. In the jungle where I'm from, we didn't have means to electronically "wink" at a potential mate. Nor were we equipped to "upload" and share digital "pics" and transmit video images via "webcams". I new nothing of "IM technology", "chat" or "blogs" in the primitive world where I was born and grew up.

In my part of the world, a frisky tiger would merely let out a loud ROARRRR when he saw a lady tiger of his liking and then, without the preliminaries of "winks", "chat", "phone sex" or exchange of "pics", he would simply mount her and give it to her "tiger style". Mating was a more direct thing, devoid of pretense and electronic foreplay.

Well, I've had to learn a lot very fast! In this world, mating is certainly not as simple as it was in the world I have left. I've had to buy a notebook computer, get a hi-speed internet connection, buy a digital camera and purchase a cam. A lot of money for a tiger just starting out in this country! But, alas, we tigers have needs too! And so, I have been forced to do all of this in order to have a chance of mating once again! Hence, in an effort to get a little more exposure to all the sleek young felines out there, I am submitting my very first "blog".

I'll try to figure out something of value to relate to my human friends of this world in future postings. I have much to learn before I will feel qualified to contribute, but I'm a quick study and with the right feline mates to teach me, I'm sure I will learn all the complicated and mysterious ways of my human friends.

Tiger Dick

P.S. And yes, it's still aching!


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