New Start-up Company - TD's Blogger Bodyguard Services, LLC  

tigerdickaches 62M
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10/24/2005 6:25 am

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New Start-up Company - TD's Blogger Bodyguard Services, LLC

Press release - 10/24/2005, Cape Girardeau, MO, USA

TD's Adult Entertainment Services, LLC announced today that it is starting up a new wholly-owned subsidiary called TD's Blogger Bodyguard Services, LLC. Company CEO and Senior Editor of blog site "Tiger Talk", Tiger Dick, stated that the growth rate of blogs in the cybersex website space is so strong that many of the more popular and widely followed Blogger Superstars are finding a need to employ the services of personal bodyguards to fend off and protect themselves from their growing numbers of over-zealous, sex-crazed Blog Groupies and the ever present Blog Paparazzi. Blog sites internet-wide are said to be growing at a rate of 70,000 new blogs per day, a significant portion of which are started by scantily attired and promiscuous young adults. Many of these cybersex bloggers become superstars, seemingly overnight, and find that they need personal bodyguards. Tiger Dick stated "I am just hoping to cash in on this unbelievable growth phenomenon!" TD went on to explain "Actually I got the idea by reading one of the more popular blog sites hosted by an amazingly beautiful and popular young woman! I would love to credit her in our company's press release, but she is a very private person who is already so popular that her personal security considerations and expressed wishes to me are paramount above all other considerations!"

Expecting your AdultFriendFinder blogger career to explode? Call us when it gets to the point you need to fend off all your Blog Groupies and the pesky Blog Paparazzi!

TD
TD's Blogger Bodyguard Services, LLC

Providing personal security services since 2005.


tillerbabe 55F

10/24/2005 6:28 pm

I just want you to kiss me...


tigerdickaches 62M

10/25/2005 4:06 am

Tiller ...

Great minds do think alike! Considered yourself kissed!

If more advanced services are needed in the future, please contact TD's Blogger Bodyguard Services, LLC.

TD


tigerdickaches 62M

10/27/2005 3:18 am

BGRS...

Don't sell yourself short! You have 540 well-written posts! Megastar status is not far away! I will send one of our personal services contracts to your legal department. Please have your people contact my people when you are ready to discuss.

TD
TD's Blogger Bodyguard Services, LLC
{i]Providing personal security services since 2005.


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