"TIGER TALK" JOB POSTING  

tigerdickaches 62M
58 posts
10/22/2005 11:07 pm

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"TIGER TALK" JOB POSTING

Applicants may contact TD
"Tiger Talk" CEO & Senior Editor
1-800-TGR-TALK
www.tigertalk.com

Accepting Applications for Following Positions:


Personal Assistant to CEO
Personal Assistant to CEO
Research Assistant to Senior Editor
Research Assistant to Senior Editor

Job Description:

Tell you later.

Qualifications:

SWF, SFW, MWF, MFW, DWF, DFW
Ages: 20 - 50
Pics: Required (Public & Private)
Computer Skills: Winking, emailing, posting, linking, etc.
Dicktation Skills: Mandatory
D/D Free: Yes


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
10/23/2005 1:32 pm

lmao Tiger ..

what type of benefits are offered btw



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
10/23/2005 4:52 pm

Purrrr... yeah, what Synn said, tell us about the benefits

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


tigerdickaches 62M

10/23/2005 5:57 pm

Lady Cats ...

Thanks so much for inquiring about the positions we are offering! As you know it is very hard to communicate with like-minded cats because of the restrictive policies of AdultFriendFinder. So, I suppose if I try to provide telephone number and website here, it will also be censored. (Hey! You gals interested in forming a partnership to start our own exclusive sex site for Big Cats and Little Pussy Cats? I have visited your blogs and regard both of you highly!)

Back to your specific question about positions available for BTW (or is that BBW?) I don't know. I'm a rookie to AdultFriendFinder. It's like a fantasyland of eye candy and salacious, suggestive sex stories! Let's just say both BTW and BBW are welcome here! We are an equal opportunity blog site. The reason for adding staff is that my fingers are worn out from winking, emailing, posting, commenting and linking! And as of this date, nothing else particularly is seeing very much action nor is it worn. You ladies, I am sure have run into these problems long ago. I don't see how you keep up with AdultFriendFinder duties and responsibilities and still maintain a normal life?

All of the above positions will repoort directly to me as I am trying to keep our overhead costs to a minimum. There will be no middle manager to supervise your activities. The lady cats that cum on to work for our blog site will essentially work under me. And although I am the employer, subordinates will also be permitted to have me work under them in certain situations. At times we will work in very close proximity to each other, and we will be forced to work long days and very often late into the nights.

Please understand that the Research Assistant position will require a lady cat of extreme open mindedness because as we work together we will be simulating and studying the various sex positions, variations, fetishes and weird behavior which are often described on other blog sites! When I publish a posting at "Tiger Talk", I want high assurance that I know exactly what I am talking about! My assistants must be driven by a similar thirst for knowledge and support the principles I have set forth here a "Tiger Talk".

The benefits provided to lady cats will include the opportunity to work with me in a "stimulating" work environment, the opportunity to lead sexual experiments of their own choosing, and a liberal discount at "Tiger International Technology Sales" (TITS), a subsidiary of "Tiger Talks" which develops, manufactures and markets sex toys for lad cats.

Ladies, please read "Copulation of Tigers" (posted on 10/23/05) in order to fully understand all the personal service benefits of working here at "Tiger Talks".

If either of you would like to pursue this matter further, please contact me at "Tiger Talks".

I always enjoy your visits! Synn - Hope things on the home front are getting better. And if not, perhaps we should go to a Cardinal ball game next spring! PK - Your detailed shaving procedures cracked me up! It's amzing the stuff you cum up with! I hope you saw my comment on that one. Perhaps I can help you with my past P&G connections as they acquiring Gillette and I believe your write-up would be of great value to Gillette!

My fingers or killing me and at some point in time I hope to be doing less with my fingers and more with another part of my anatomy!

I'm gone ....

TD


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
10/24/2005 4:47 am

*PURRRRRRRRRRRR*

I would redirect you to my personal page but I'm not sure if I can do it here.... I'll try by site mail.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


tigerdickaches 62M

10/24/2005 7:00 pm

Wow! What lovely young felines you all are!
Fiendly Felines ...

Thanks for inquiring! I know that salary and benefits are of prime concern. My accountants are helping determine just what level of compensation my start-up blog will be able to afford. As you know we are not allowed to advertise on our blog sites to generate revenue, so I am looking into subsidiary companies which I can utilize to produce revenue. We have already formed two such companies: (1) TD's Blogger Bodyguard Services, LLC and (2) Tiger International Technology Sales, Inc. (listed on the NASDAQ under ticker symbol TITS). It is my hope that these subsidiary companies and others which may be formed later will generate sufficient revenues to support the research I would love to do as a part of operating our "Tiger Talk" blog. It is my vision at this point to establish the not-for-profit "Institute for the Study of Orgasms in Felines". If this all sounds interesting to you, please send me an email to handle and present your qualifications. I have already filled one position, Research Assistant to Senior Editor. She is a 23 year old feline who will assist with the Institute and will write erotic stories to be posted on my blog. Her first story will be posted tomorrow. You may want to check out her work to see if that is also something you'd be intereted in doing here at "Tiger Talk". PK - You're experience with blue leopards and precise shaving procedures could be most useful in our oranization. Synn74 -Your qualifications are right out there for all to see! BGRS - There you go again with those double entendres! Not clear about reference to "catlike skills" nor reference to "licking yourself in interesting places". As for the licking, I figure I could probably do that, thus freeing you to concentrate in other areas!

Thanks again, ladies, for your interest!

TD


tigerdickaches 62M

10/26/2005 2:48 am

Sorry, having trouble creating these links. Hence, the need for a Personal Assistant. Let's try again ...[tigerdickaches].


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