here I go...  

thr3sum 33M/F
94 posts
9/5/2005 9:03 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

here I go...

MY LIST

100. I am thinking really hard about this.

99. I don't buy calendars, I make them.

98. I have one "full" sister

97. I have 3 "half sisters" and one "half" brother

96. I have never met 3 of my siblings and probably never will.

95. I was born in the BIGGEST LITTLE CITY IN THE WORLD.

94. I am not religious, yet feel very spiritual.

93. I am loyal like a dog.

92. My favorite saying is, "Take it sleazy" (if you didn't notice)

91. I am an orphan, and love my birth parents.

90. I have had a gun held to my head and been threatened with death

89. I have escaped death.

88. I lost my virginity at 13 years old.

87. I've only been in jail once, for 11 hours.

86. Two of my "best-friends" fathers have taken pictures of me naked. (underage and without consent)

85. My favorite color is purple.

84. One of my dream cars is a Convertable BLACK 1964 Licoln Continental with Suicide doors.

83. I support California Peace Action.

82. My Ball-Python is named after a Boa constrictor in a Disney movie.

81. I have not worked since Jan. 17 2005.

80. I have carried the lead role in 2 highschool plays.

79. I went to 7 different elementary schools.

78. I started smoking when I was 12.

77. I quit smoking last August.

76. I like smelling like stuff you'd want to eat. (pumpkin pie, strawberries ect..)

75. I have recived a letter written in blood.

74. I play cello. Have for years.

73. I prefer Pepsi to Coke but drink mostly water.

72. I enjoy a good dark beer.

71. My favorite is Rouge's Dead Guy Ale.

70. I have worked in a lumber yard.

69. I have french kissed all of my female friends.

68. I'm a black belt (taekwondo)

67. My sewing machine is older than me.

66. I won a "BEST BREAST CONTEST" at 19.

65. I'm 38C. 120 lbs.

64. I lived in Dallas, Tx for 4 months.

63. Spent 3 weeks in Hawaii.

62. I wish I had a Garden.

61. I plan on moving to Colorado, in the next couple of years.

60. Even though he married his daughter I like Woody Allens movies.

59. I don't understand how R. Kelly is still so popular.

58. I have never broken a bone in my body.

59. I have never been hospitalized.

58. I once dreamed I was Snoop Dog's Attorney.(she lied)

57. I have been known to talk in my sleep.

56. The first porno that I saw when I was 5 years old.

55. When I was 10 I asked my grandma if she would still love me if I was a Lesbian. She said, "Don't talk like that!"

54. Although he is funny I find Jim Carrey pretty damn annoying.

53. I wish I could be a comic book character.

52. My super-power would be shape-shifting.

51. I love to read Stephen King.

50. I prefer the book to the movie 9 times out of 10.

49. I need to take a break from this list.

to be continued
take it sleazy-
--->MISO<---


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/6/2005 11:54 pm

I have 2 brothers (1 adopted bro) and 3 sisters (1 half sis)

I was born in San Diego; I grew up in Miami; and I finished high school in Pennsylvania

I have had a gun held to my chest but i knew the guy wouldn't pull the trigger

I've had cancer twice and i ain't dead yet ... i feel happy ... i should like to go far a walk ... sorry couldn't resist a Quest For The Holy Grail quote

I got more surgical scars than Frankenstein ... anybody know any dames with a Frankenstein fetish

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 21 ... I never even used the cancer sob story to get some action

I've never been charged with a crime .... it was only illegal to climb up a building in South Carolina ... there weren't any laws against rappelling down a sorority dorm building

My favorite color is black

Never rec'd a letter written in blood ... damn girl, i'm glad your life sounds a little more normalish these days ... i'm assuming letters written in blood isn't a good thing

I friggin love a good dark beer.

My favorite is Guinness or Young's Double Chocolate from a good tap ... Rogue's is good too ... Arrogant Bastard is awesome if you love it bitter

I would like to French kiss all of your female friends ... any of em' like guys with scars ... did congress pass a law to change the name to Freedom Kissing

I was the nude male model for the art department in college

I've gone knee boarding naked

My super-power would be flying but i ain't wearing no gay tights ... although i would like to fly around naked for giggles ... it would be fun to moon Airforce 1

Always,
Luke

Here's some Woody Allen quotes for ya
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best."

"Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love."

"A 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires."


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


thr3sum 33M/F
117 posts
9/8/2005 10:20 am

luke, i wish i had read this yesterday, i needed to smile thanks...

take it sleazy-
--->MISO<---


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/9/2005 8:42 pm

oooo me too. i love smelling food things..berry smells most of all/


DLiscious2 48M/42F

9/14/2005 6:05 pm

LOVE your list! So much funny and so much sad. A letter written in BLOOD??? That is a story we want to hear. Virginity lost at 13??? Cello, dark beer, black belt? You get more interesting all the time. Post more! XXX, DLiscious2


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