Sonic depravity tour '06  

thesubliminator 56M
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7/25/2006 8:33 am
Sonic depravity tour '06

----------------- Original Message ----------------
Date: Jul 24, 2006 11:45 AM

----------------- Bulletin Message --------------
Date: Jul 24, 2006 7:52 AM

The Department of Homeland Insecurity anounced today that it has recieved information that The Subliminator is planning yet another series of sonic attacks. The Subliminator, still at large after a series of vicious sonic assaults in Florida was last sighted in Atlanta where he allegedly committed a particuliarly heinous act of sonic depravity on 7/15. With this in mind, the Department has placed the entire eastern seaboard on high alert, with particular emphasis on the following locales.

Jul 22 2006 9:00P
Cave 9 Birmingham, AL
Jul 25 2006 9:00P
The Hideaway Johnson City, TN
Jul 26 2006 8:00P
The Cave Chappel Hill , NC
Jul 28 2006 9:00P
Badger's Raliegh, NC
Jul 29 2006 9:00P
The Underground Hickory, NC
Aug 4 2006 9:00P
The Talking Head Club Baltimore, MD
Aug 11 2006 8:00P
Big Pink Philadelphia, PA
Aug 13 2006 8:00P
The Rug Room New Paltz, NY
Aug 14 2006 9:00P
The Knitting Factory NYC, NY
Aug 16 2006 9:00P
Cafe Nine New Haven, CT
Aug 18 2006 7:30P
Wild Spirits NYC, NY
Aug 19 2006 9:00P
Club Danger! Danger! Pliladelphia, PA
Aug 23 2006 9:30P
Sadie Renee's Niteclub Canton, OH
Aug 30 2006 7:00P
Mice Pace Cookville, TN

Law enforcement officials request that all right minded citizens to be on the lookout for a large black motorcycle with microphone stands lashed to the back of it.
Extreme caution is urged as recent events in Florida have proven this person to be very dangerous and he reputedly carries sonic WMD's at all times.

And now back to your regular programming.

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