Sonic assault on the sunshine state  

thesubliminator 56M
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6/7/2006 10:10 pm
Sonic assault on the sunshine state

The department of homeland insecurity has recieved information that The Subliminator is planning a series of sonic attacks in Florida. Despite law enforcement's best efforts he remains at large and has been recently sighted in The Atlanta area. The following locations have been placed on red alert status.

6/22 The Seabreeze Metal lounge Daytona Beach
6/23 Club TSI Jacksonville
6/24 All Saints Cafe Tallahassee
(Governor Bush has hired Halliburton for increased security)
6/26 The Shamrock Gainsville
6/29 Churchill's Miami Beach

Right minded citizens are urged to be on the lookout for a large black motorcycle with microphone stands lashed to the back but not to approach this man as he is considered very dangerous and has been known to melt the brains of decent, christian white people.

Fema further advises that small children, the elderly, the infirm, the mentally deficient, the hidebound, the narrow minded and pseudo bohemians are to be placed in soundproof chambers to insure their safety.

Further news bulletins as this situation develops.
And now, back to your regular programing.

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