Dirty Pudding  

thesensualmuse 47F
63 posts
5/25/2005 3:08 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dirty Pudding

I hear quite often that men do not get enough head..... In my research I have come across many men ( mostly married) that have gone MANY MANY years without getting head, and some.. not at all.
Whilst I am sure that here in afftown...the rate of BJ's has gone up...It is probably still in the top ten of complaints.
Head is the most near and dear topic to me... so I will have many postings regarding the subject...
but for today....
lets talk about TASTE!
I have done my own personal scientific research on the subject as well as garnered information from my subjects...
here are some tips and info on how to make your snake spit taste better.

The most important thing to remember is .... you are what you eat..
so.. if you have a habit of eating alot of garlic, onions.. etc...
guess what.. Your cum is gonna taste like garlic, onions etc. ( this applies to women as well)
It takes approx 12-18 hours for what you eat to secrete...
If you can.. try and avoid spicy foods such as curry ( dammit) and vegetables with high alkalinity... asparagus etc.

I am sure you probably have a decent idea of the foods that will make your cum taste like the ass of a goat.. ( EWWW)

Here are some foods that MAY make it taste better and increase the chances of having your slippery slope sucked.

just about anything vanilla
Fruits especially citrus..
bananas ( hmmmm )
chocolate... ( yes, yet another excuse)
egg whites
JELLO!!! yes mam.. ( it helps with consistancy as well)

DRINK a lot and I mean ALOT of water.. this will help you out in more ways than one..

or you can just try my supersemensmoothie

which is...
1 cup of vanilla yogurt ( or ice cream)
about a 1/2 cup of some juice ( apple, orange. MMM PEAR, or that papaya banana puree juice is awesome)
a frozen banana or two.. ( the riper the better)
1 tsp of PURE vanilla extract
dash of nutmeg, cinamon, and ginger...
( ginger works wonders )
two big tblspoons of honey ( honey )
a raw egg white if you can hack it
a handfull of raspberries ( or any berry) ( fresh if you got em)
blend it up and suck it down....

and one other tip before I go....
long passionate kisses will help get her in the oral mood....
unless you are lucky enough to be dating the type that would prefer you just ram your cock down the back of her throat... in which case you need not be reading my blog.. lol...

Share your tips here too.... it always helps to have more information and HANDS ON experiences!!!

if all else fails.. skip the smoothie and just pour some honey on it!!!

-The Muse

scottyboy2006 45M
3 posts
5/25/2005 4:30 pm

muse.. that is very true..very good ideas..so are u a sex researcher?

tat2dmale69 48M

5/25/2005 5:54 pm

You seemed to have left out that females taste tart if they smoke. I have no experience as to what men taste like at all... nor do I ever want to find out.

scottyboy2006 45M
3 posts
5/25/2005 8:06 pm

I agree...it does make a woman taste tart..like lickin on a palm ol...ughhhhhhhhhhhh.....and a woman who drinks a lot of water..mmmmmmmm usually tastes soooooooooooo nice....and womanly.

Priapeo 46M

5/26/2005 2:13 am

Pineapple works miracles... you just have to open a tin can of the fruit, pick some slices (the type with the hole in the centre) and put them around your "slippery slope".

No, really: eat them and your sperms will sing heavenly choirs.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

Uncomplikated 52M

6/6/2005 11:20 am

Some like it hot.

I have a very spicy diet. Lot's of salsa's, hot peppers, sauces, etc.
I have never had a woman complain about the way I taste. In fact, if they make a comment at all, it is to tell me how good I taste.
Then again, maybe they are just being polite. Afterall, I have an oral fixation and have usually made my partner cum 3 or 4 times orally before she even gets close to my cock. Maybe they just tell me I taste good because I have serviced them so well?

bigbuck40 57M
4 posts
6/9/2005 1:07 am

yes i agree/ their two typs some f #1 feel they have to #2 and the other no way they [#2 seem to well be a lame lay] 69 or is it 96 pretty much the same thing. and by the way the imformation i have is pineapple it come from experts gay comminty.

rm_Never911 59M
125 posts
8/5/2005 11:55 pm

I guess I'd better skip the fish tonight! 0)

A strict diet of Crown Royal is my favorite anyway... [blog Never911]

rm_lickmepretty 50F
851 posts
8/6/2005 3:30 am

Be careful about eating raw egg products, many eggs contain salmonella these days, and the last thing you'll be worrying about is a bj as you're running to the latrine.

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