I'm dying...........  

thenamenottakenl 39M
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11/22/2005 7:18 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I'm dying...........

For all of you who clicked on my post to read it, my apologies. I hate to bring this up at such a time, to all of you great people who logged on today to escape the world of troubles and realities in this cold, mysterious world, but I have to get this off my chest.

Recently I have been diagnosed with a rare blood disease that I can't even pronounce. I found out 2 days ago and I haven't stopped crying ever since. I don't even want to get out of bed any more as I'm plagued with worry and distress. Anyway, getting to the point, the doctor had told me I have approximately 3 months to live.

As the words hit me it dawned on me how short-lived we really are. A thousand thoughts flood through my head realizing just how many things I have yet to experience, how many things I have yet to accomplish, and how young I really am. It's just not fair and I hate the world for this grave injustice.......What have I done wrong? Do I deserve this? I can't help but think........ FUCK YOU GOD!!! Damn you all to hell! Who the fuck do you think you are?!

O.K. Now that I have that out of the way, I'll get to the good news. The good news is there is a cure but I'm highly skeptical but I'm desperate enough to try anything to save my precious life. The only known cure for this rare condition..............I don't even know if I should say. I feel like such a stupid fucker for even considering such a ridiculous notion, but here goes............... The only known cure is sex. I can only live off the endorphines it produces. So, please, let me blow it in your face. My life depends upon it. I will never conquer this disease but I can prolong my lifespan through the spiritual of the Monkey Dance. The more the better my survival. The more times I blow my load, the more life breathing endorphines that are produced for my immune system.

I'm counting on you people that have had the heart to read thus far to give your offering. Give me your pussy and in return I will give you life.

I also want to add that because of my condition, I have been unable to work, thus have been unable to afford decent health insurance. I have no way of paying for my treatments.

So for the love of humanity, I politely ask for your donation. Thanks for taking the time out to hear me out if you've read all of this post. Your gratitude is much appreciated with all my heart.

Fuck me truly,
Your dying friend

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