What a night at work!!!!  

thekuman 32M
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2/19/2006 10:26 pm

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What a night at work!!!!


Since I am a poor person because apparently going to law school is expensive. So I do what any good natured poor person does: I work at a video store in Kansas City. Yeah, it's a long haul, but the pay is better than any job in Lawrence and I get free movies!!! One of the employess was checking the drop box to pull movies out to check in and put on the shelves. I was helping a customer when he came over to me and asked me where this movie went. He showed me a porno dvd cover. Someone had dropped in a porno from Priscilla's (I hope I spelled that right, sometimes certain words escape my ability to spell). I was a raunchy-ass porno, with lots of ass-to-mouth, DP, things like that. Well, we all just had a huge laugh, but we had to keep it quiet, because after all, our store doesn't rent "Adult Videos" and we can't upset our customer base of really crazy Christians that force their beliefs on to others. Don't get me wrong, I am religious and all, but I am not like them at all. SO, I am the manager on duty, and I had to take it back to the store. So I drove and went inside, and they looked at me and said, "Yup, you must be from the video store right?" Of course I am, I am wearing the fucking shirt! So I explain to them what happened, and that the DVD wasn't in the case and it was dropped off at our store. So the woman stops checking out customers to look for the film. Apparently it was not in the right place, so she just gave me the DVD. For FREE!!! Just for driving all the way over there. Not only was I on the clock, but I got a free porno. I thought man this is one crazy night. But it got better. The people waiting to check out were these 2 girls. They were absolutely 8's or 9's on the Sexy Scale. They are buying a vibrator, and they turn to me and say, "Hey, you are cute, what's your name?" (I had a name tag on in clear view, and they obviously weren'y paying attention to what I was doing there. Maybe not the sharpest tools in the shed, but damn were they fun to look at!) So I talked to them for a couple minutes, found out that one of them is a stripper, go figure. And the other girl is her "Fuck Buddy". She gives me her phone number and tells me to call her sometime. I told her that I live in Lawrence so that if she was just trying to get more business for her strip club that I don't think I will be able to come anytime soon. Law school requires a lot of time. But she said "No silly, I can come to Lawrence and hang out with you. Don't worry, we can have a great time!" And at that moment, I realized something very special: this might be my chance to get to have 2 girls at the same time. So I said I will and told them to have a good night and I that they will be hearing from me soon. I was the envy of all the guys at the adult video store, they were like "Dude, they are fuckin' hot, you better hit that shit and fuckin' take pictures or something." So there we go, all it took was a misplaced porn DVD and I had a stripper's phone number and a free porn DVD. Must be my lucky night. Fate has a weird way of working itself out. But I get a feeling something will come back and bite me in the ass soon. If I do get with the stripper, it will be worth it. That's all I got for ya now.

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