Observations......reflections....and more  

thekingofkings70 46M
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7/10/2006 3:45 pm
Observations......reflections....and more


Can mute people belch.......???

If you rearrange the words..."mother in law"...you get woman hitler (arent all women ?)

Can it be cloudy and foggy at same time ?

In the song "she'll be coming around the mountain"...who the f*ck is she ???

If you had a gold fork...would it still be classed silverware ??

Lots of companies offer "free gifts"...since when wasnt a gift free ??

When we say we are talking to God its classed as praying.....yet if we say God spoke to us.....we are classed as looneys and sectionned (for our own good)

If something "goes without saying"...why the f*ck do we still say it ??

What would happen if your snot froze ??

People always say..."you cant have your cakes and eat it" - who the f*ck wants cake if they cant eat it ??

Can bald men still get head lice ??? - (note...they arent called HAIR lice !!)

If you pay 50 cent extra for say...a slice of bacon on your burger....why dont they reduce price if you want something taken off it like pickle ??

Can you cry under water ???

....or do you really care about any of the answers to the above......indeed why the f*ck should you ??

More of the above to follow.........when I can be bothered to.......

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