my joke of the day  

thegrandprize2 45M
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10/27/2005 12:19 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

my joke of the day


A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a
truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through
traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old
truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price
range.

"Look!" she said angrily... "I want something that goes from 0 to
200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up
so just surprise me!"

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

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