Bothering Your Livestock  

rm_the_taker 44M
77 posts
6/16/2005 9:29 am

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Bothering Your Livestock

Artist: Spinal Tap
Song: Sex farm
Album: This Is Spinal Tap

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering your livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

lovemenandsex200 49F
7 posts
6/17/2005 11:04 pm

My favorite part of the movie was when one of the band members complained about the lunch meat bigger than the tiny pieces of bread.

rm_the_taker 44M
60 posts
6/20/2005 8:27 am

My favorite is this conversation:
Marty: "The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."
Nigel: "That's, that's nit picking, isn't it?"

I just like the image, an entire sea full...

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