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A human couple and an alien couple decided to swap partners
for the night.
The human wife and the alien husband had just started to
get undressed, upon seeing the husband penis she let out
a sigh of disappointment.
The alien asked her "What's wrong?"
"Well i'm used to it being, you know, longer."
"Oh is that all, no problem." He patted his nose
and his penis got longer.
Everything was fine until the initial penetration, she
let out another disappointed sigh.
"What is it now?"
"Well i'm used to it being, you know, thicker."
"No problem." He pulled on his ears and his penis
The next morning the human husband asked his wife how her
"It was great, the best night of sex i've ever
had. I didn't know I could have that many orgasms in
one night. How was yours?"
"It was horrible all she did all night was tap my nose
and pull on my ears!"
6/14/2007 11:05 pm
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