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Maybe it's just me....
Maybe it's just me....
Maybe it's just me but I often feel as though people are asking for what they think they are supposed to want, or what they think will actually get a big response, in the hopes that they can launch a different agenda under the radar once they have engaged someone in negotiations. I'm one of those simple bastards that actually tells the truth and as it turns out my profile sounds like it should start with "You might be a redneck if....", and there isn't but so much lipstick I can put on that particular pig.
Now ladies, I understand that "All I want is a big fat dick to slobber on" is a great attention getter as a profile heading, and a set of disembodied hooters for a picture really enhances the effect, but it becomes a little eerie when the profile goes on to state "friends first, maybe more later". I mean, damn.
Still that's better than thinking you are talking to Wicked Wanda, and making an actual date, only to have Suzy Creamcheese show up with her pepper spray on a strap around her wrist, and predrawn prenuptuals in her purse.
As a defacto hermit, and yeah, there are probably people on house arrest that get out more often than me, I spend considerable time looking at profiles and blogs etc. and I have noticed that lots of people want to crusade for truth in advertizing. I agree, absolutely. But to do that I have to be willing to acknowledge that there aren't a lot of "Wicked Wanda's" out there for a single middle aged guy. Most of these gals have seen the elephant, and have been dealing with the male libido for decades. They are going to use the bait that works, just as I would, and they are going to take advantage of the fact that a set of hooters on a profile (hopefully their own) gets a ton of attention. This is after all an adult site, and sex is sort of the point.
I guess my responsibility, not to society, or morality, but just towards my own defense is to remember that people do what they do and I don't have to like it, and you have to rub a lot of lamps before a sexy little genie in a harem outfit shows up, and mostly what you can expect is blisters, and some fairly well polished lamps.