He's a cat? You want him to dance?  

tekweezel 62M
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3/1/2006 7:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

He's a cat? You want him to dance?

Had a girl friend once that hated my cat. I still have the cat. Got no idea where the girl is, but I hope she's found a situation more to her taste.
Now I will admit my cat, Furby, is an evil old bastard. Most Toms are. He holds down a territory in coyote country, and has more scars than skin on his face, but has never been bit in the ass that I've seen. Every time he has to go in for repairs the lady vet tells me, "You ought to get him fixed or he'll just keep doing this", and I always remind her that the same has frequently been said about me.
The lady friend in question was sitting in my living room one day, and feeling playful, she rolled a ball of crumpled up paper at old Furby for him to play with. Furby just looked at her like she was retarded, lay down, and proceeded to clean his equipment.
"All that mangy old bastard ever does is fight, fuck, eat, and lick his balls", She remarked with disgust.
I looked at her much as Furby had, and answered, "He's a cat, you want him to dance?"
She was not amused. Then again she seldom was while she was around here, which wasn't long. See, I kind of like old Furby. He's just what a Tom cat is supposed to be, and if sometimes that's not real cute, or fun, or amusing, well I guess he has his own priorities.
I hope I grow up to be just like him.


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