Hilarious!  

AughtMusedSpill 48M
381 posts
11/25/2005 10:21 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hilarious!

This white kid placed a testimonial on a profile I saw today, it was so unintentionally funny that I checked out the profile...ladies, hope you have your seatbelts buckled:

Profile for tygeezy
I'm easy goin mad flowin and im still growin mentally. I do anything i want like there is no penalty, it doesnt matter if people arent feelin me, people are bound to like me like them cats in Tennessee, U wont catch me with Hennessey a blunt or pipe. I'm ripe and entering my prime, if only I had a bass line. if I had a date witcha u can bet id be on time. Im not like them other dudes, gotta play it like there is nothing to lose, dont need to be a tough guy looking to bruise. I can break it down like Larry Hughes or better yet LeBron James. If u pick me u can u wouldnt be the same.

Ideal Person
I'm lookin for a cutie she can have a little bit of bootie it dont matter. You better be fly and not crazy like the mad hatter. Dont be jealous, cause i wont be, I know them fellas be hollerin. I know you would like me for being me so id be poppin my collarin and at the same time changin my game like a scholar and this coo cat my names Tyler. Im not vicious u dont need to look at me like im a rottweiler. So if u like what u see holler at me and we can get it done like 1 turns to 2 and two turns to three.

Yes, girls, he is a dragon slayer AND a rhyme sayer...get in line early!


caressmewell 53F

11/25/2005 10:56 am

LMAO!!
How charming he is...


saddletrampsk 54F

11/25/2005 10:57 am

WOW..a rapping profile..now thats damn sexy..


UtterlyLuscious 30F

11/25/2005 11:49 am

Ted, you should know, us ladies love the ghetto-tude.


MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
11/25/2005 9:03 pm

I'd have to be high, to fall for this guy.
He'd be my dude if i could scrip some qualudes,
since i thinks most sounds aittle like crap,
Ted had me gigglen, and in my seat wigglen.

You ARe a cutey!


rm_rowdy4u1954 62F

11/26/2005 4:52 am

TED!
Why are you making fun of my brother like this? It's not one damned
bit funny. You don't think my family is embarrassed enough? Just
stop!

Bwaaahahahahaha.......


AughtMusedSpill 48M

11/26/2005 8:18 am

caress - I'll have to come up with one for you then

saddletramp - never thought you'd go for that haha

luscious - thanks for telling me what I've done wrong

chelle - nice work! you got skillz heheh

rowdy - I'm not making fun, I'm just trying to make him famous...nope, makin fun


rm_MamCsDawne 46F
218 posts
11/26/2005 9:22 am

Im just wondering if the photo u posted was of him.. omg.. i dont think i have ever seen a black guy with yellow teeth.. ewwweeee.. yuckie.. lmao.. I wouldnt fall for him anyways.. he is not a cuddly cowboy..


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/26/2005 10:28 am

Be still my heart


AughtMusedSpill 48M

11/26/2005 11:03 am

That pic is of rapper Flava Flav from Public Enemy and was on Surreal Life too I think The kid who thinks he's a poet or something is a white kid.

sj - I knew that would get your motor started haha


rm_MamCsDawne 46F
218 posts
11/26/2005 5:54 pm

Can u tell that i dont listen to .. or watch tv.. lol.. what a sheltered one i am.. no wonder im on here so much.. lmao


caressmewell 53F

11/26/2005 8:31 pm

Ted - it would be fun for you to come up with one for me


Rowan_Taltos 48F

11/28/2005 9:40 pm

Tygeezy makes me queasy.

Of course you would never be the same after meeting him. You would be moving to the next state and changing your name.


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
12/2/2005 4:54 pm

Ted, you dogged me, playa...
That was my other profile to get with them hip hoppin' hoes. Well, you lucky dat bein' Baptist is a derivitive of Christianity, and thereby I must forgive you son. Stay Fly, stick man.

**sorry, must've wigged out there, literally. Very funny, would've like to have read the testimonial, for I've seen many for different girls in which the guy posts the same exactly word for word. The dude should've called himself B-Rad, the sad thing is... he probably gettin more play than me (BooHoo)**


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