teaser2009 34F
149 posts
7/23/2006 2:07 am

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8/20/2006 2:30 am


I got to hold a guys dick while he randomly peed....because he was a big baby and wouldn't let us put a catheter in him...I told the nurse to grab him by the balls and tell him to, that didn't happen. So he peed himself. I thought about this. As a girl, it'd be hard for me to just relax in bed and pee on myself...this guy had NOOOOO problem. So guys, could you be drunk and pee in bed, with 3 women standing around you?

Also, meth is bad....I think we all know that..but really, pick a different drug that doesn't jack up your teeth and make you feel bugs and such. I hear cocaine is good. Expensive, but good..try that.

And uncircumcised penis are weird looking. Not holding anything against anyone if they aren't cut, but still, when not aroused, it looks like a turtle hiding inside it's shell... I guess i'm a product of porn too where all the guys are cut and all the girls are shaved...that's "normal" to me now.

What do you guys think? Have your views of "normal" changed with time? Like even being tied up is "normal" to me, and it used to not be. I'm just wondering if it's me that's changing or society...So let me know!

rm_bell1020 40M

7/23/2006 3:16 am

It is society. Are you as well stacked in the back as you are in the front?

teaser2009 34F

7/24/2006 1:33 am

Um, nope..not stacked in the back..I don't think...Someone needs to check for me (not you though)

terminalblues 36M

7/24/2006 2:26 am

did he just try to make a meaingful point and then ask about your ass?

teaser2009 34F

7/24/2006 8:12 am

Yes I do beleive that is what happened. Guy's have a very one track mind apparently, and it's focused on my humps (i had to say that..that song has been in my head all night).

lovesex862005 30M

7/26/2006 1:55 am

your hot want to hook up.

teaser2009 34F

7/26/2006 12:56 pm

Uh no

movingmountains 38M

8/4/2006 5:52 pm

cocaine is a great drug. The problem is of course that given prolonged exposure to that amphetamine you do become paranoid even schizsophrenic. Not to mention the horrors that snorting that much baby laxative can play on your nasal lining. Yeah cocaine is cut with baby laxative. Ever had to shit right after doing a line? That is why. Then again I'd rather do heroin.

Khakimon 44M
62 posts
8/19/2006 11:25 am

Friends don't let friends do drugs. (Friends ALSO shouldn't let friends wet themselves, but you'll be hard-pressed to find someone who's THAT willing to get into his friend's business....)

I prefer women by a long shot, but I'd be lying if I said I've never laid down with another man once or twice in the past. What can I say? It's still fun and enjoyable if you're with the right person; Maybe I'm just a rampant hedonist at heart. But I've encountered an uncircumcized penis before, and I agree with you. It's kind of weird. After hearing about all the horrors of foreskins and smegma from high school health class, I wasn't about to just take him straight into my mouth. So I just stroked him off while nibbling around his shaft and occasionally fondling or sucking on his balls. I don't think he minded the difference much.

I think you're right, Teaser. It seems that porn has convinced us that uncut penises--the kind that all of us boys are born with--are somehow undesireable. But I suppose that there are still ways to get around that stigma during intimate encounters...unless he's one of the jackasses who won't settle for anything less than a full uncircumcised condomless deepthroating; You're on your own with those jerks. Try chewing and swallowing an entire pack of Certs beforehand.

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