Do you name your dick?  

tazzerman2000 58M
11247 posts
3/31/2006 2:28 pm
Do you name your dick?

I know a lot of guys who do name their dicks. Now I personally have never named mine but my wife did. She calls it "Tony"... Go figure.

She came up with that name very early on. I guess for two reasons 1) My dick does kind of have stripes on it hence the Tony the Tiger name 2) well, I AM a passionate type of guy so I guess the Tony the Tiger name fit for her

I had a friend of mine, many years ago, announce to a full car of people, guys and girls, that he had named his dick Fred. Why he chose to announce this in the backseat of my car, travelling from Orlando to Tampa on that particular evening is totally beyond me.

But there it was. Fred.... I never asked why he chose Fred. (Quite frankly, I really didn't care)

Of course, the girls in the car got a HUGE laugh out it.... and even further, they teased him mercilessly for the remainder of the trip and if I recall, for months afterwards..

So, do you name your cock? If so, what and why?


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willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
3/31/2006 3:56 pm

I named him!!! Actually called him Fido! He was always this mans best friend!

rm_Shortdogg65 51M
672 posts
3/31/2006 3:45 pm

I've never named mine. I was always more interested in playing with it(or getting someone else to). Shortdogg

LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
3/31/2006 3:40 pm

I feel sorry for a man that names his penis. The worst thing a man can do is think of his penis in an individual sense.

rm_stubby241 56M

3/31/2006 2:51 pm


Cool name Tony, not so sure about Fred though, but I think like people you have to meet them to name them in accordance with their personality.

I named mine Herman ofter Herman Munster. Herman Muster was the funniest guy on TV for me and I just couldn't take my dick seriously.


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