| Contrary to popular belief..... |
Apr 7, 2006 7:38 am
Mood: contemplative, 488 Views |  | the SMW (Skanky Man Whore) does in fact have a heart and feelings. Yep, it's true.
You all SHOULD know this about me.
I love my wife VERY much. She is in fact my soul mate and will always be. She's also my best friend. Without her I'd probably be dead now. If not that, I'd be less then half the man I am right now
So, those among us who want to flame me for my lying and cheating please, feel free. You can do no more than I do to myself. Trust me.
My wife and I connected on all levels immediately and we still do, expect for one. Sex.
Granted, when we first met, the sex was ok. Reasonable even. No real complaints from me. Not the greatest but then, being the pragmatist that I am, I figured I could live with it..
Well, unfortunately one day she found a cyst on her cervix. After many many many months, years etc the end result was a a hysterectomy and a complete oofercotomy.
After that the sex was never the same. It was ok but slowly over the next 4-6 years, it waned.
We finally hit the point about 3 years ago where sex was strictly a rote thing. She no longer enjoys it, no longer has orgasms, no longer has any passion or fire what so ever.
Many of you might think that maybe the SMW gave up... Not true my friends. I've spent hours, days, weeks even trying to please her, trying to rekindle that spark, trying to get her off. To no avail my friends.
Granted a big part of it is in fact psychological on her part. She REALLY doesn't like her self very much physically. In fact, I'd go so far as to say she hates her body at this point.
We've seen counselors, we've talked all in depth for hours and hours and continue to do so, to no avail.
This is what drove the SMW to first OutPersonals and men then to OP and more men. I deluded myself into thinking that as long as I stuck with men, it really wasn't cheating.
Right.....
Well, I no longer live under THAT delusion.
But, as my own wife put it, I AM still a 'vital' man. My sexual urges need release.
That being said, I'm NOT willing to give up my loving wife. My soul mate, my life partner and best friend.
So where does that leave me, faithful readers? Stuck in world where I get what I can on the side. I live in two worlds that will NEVER know the other.
I fight guilt and shame every single day. I look at my soulmate and WANT to tell her but cannot, ever...
In the meantime, my own sexual urges come to the fore and I end up being trapped.
The only good thing out of all of this is the many friends and lovers that I've now met along the way. All are beautiful people. All share with me their most intimate selves. I make each and everyone of them aware of my situation and my dilemma. They understand and the very few that are true golden souls, help me through the roughest parts.
To you guys, I give you ALL of my love and heartfelt thanks..
You know who you are.
-Alan |
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| Wednesday funnies... |
Apr 5, 2006 11:45 am
Mood: adventurous, 465 Views |  | Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ''Bring me my Red Shirt.'' The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, ''Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle? The captain replied, ''If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.''
All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.
Captain Bravo calmly shouted, ''Get me my brown pants.'' |
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| I'm SOOOO excited........ |
Apr 3, 2006 6:26 am
Mood: adventurous, 505 Views |  | And I can't hide it.... (Woops, sorry)
Ok, the Skanky Man Whore (SMW) is beside himself with anticipation and excitement.
Why you might ask? Well....... (you knew I was going to tell ya right?)
This coming Friday I get to partake in yet ANOTHER t-girl fest.
T-girl fest, what the heck is that?
Well, one of my bestest, favorite partners in all the world is the lucious, gorgeous, sexy and oh so beautiful 'Janie'. She's a t-girl. Duh 
Anyway, every once and a while, she get's together with a bunch of her t-girl friends from ALL over. They come into town from Ohio, Iowa, Mich, KY, IL, you name it..
They typically meet up at a hotel here in town, get themselves all done up and gorgeous and then head out to the various gay/t-girl bars/clubs here in town for a wild night of drunken..... t-girlness....
I was invited a while back to join them which proved to be one of the most mindblowing sexual experiences of my life.
Being the bisexual SMW that I am, t-girls are heaven on earth for me. The best of all worlds so to speak.
We all met at the designated hotel, I was the only 'guy'. Watching and helping them to get ready got us ALL hot and 'bothered'.
The sex that insued was incredible.
Well, I've been invited back and this coming Friday, I get to experience heaven on earth yet again.
I can't wait folks.
Stay tuned for a full accounting of all the action..... And maybe a couple of more pics also...
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| Handjob anyone? |
Apr 1, 2006 6:43 am
Mood: contemplative, 602 Views | As I'm sure most of you know, the SMW is addicted to sucking cock. Yep, I TRULY get off on sucking a nice hard cock. Shoot, just writing this has given me a nice 'stiffy'
My question to all of you this morning though is this.
Do you like giving and/or getting HANDJOBS?
I know I love both, giving and receiving. Unfortunately, when I'm on the giving end of things I just CAN NOT keep my mouth off the damn thing..
I do love the feel of my lovers cock in my hands. So hard but yet velvety smooth. When you grip the shaft, the skin slides over that hardness in just SUCH a sexy way.
One of my regular partners gives fantastic handjobs. He can really get me to quivering with his hands. He rubs the head of my dick mercilessly and I think takes a VERY inordinate amount of joy watching me squirm
Even worse, I've let him tie me down and do this. Man, it hurts SOOO good. By the time he's done with me, I'm a quivering mass covered in what seems like gallons of pre-cum.. It's heaven on earth fellas...
Personally, I just love it when a guy is sitting on a chair or couch, his legs slightly spread, me on my knees in front of him, worshiping his manhood if you will. I love slowly running the tips of my fingers over his cock. Lightly teasing him and watching as his dick jumps and throbs at every touch.
I've also noticed that a lot of guys cannot get off from oral sex only. No matter how you suck on them, fast, slow, deep, shallow, tongue, no tongue, doesn't matter. They NEED the rougher simulation that a good handjob provides.
I LOVE squeezing my lovers cock and most seem to really like that also. I know I do.
The aforementioned lover is a master at 'teasing' and tickling and keeping me right on the brink for what seems like hours and hours.
The feeling that I get is one of overwhelming desire and need. I WANT him to grab my cock and SQUEEZE it.. But he never does.
He's SUCH a bastard sometimes! (You know who you are and you know that I luv ya buddy!)
I guess there is a component of this that as to do with us all jacking our OWN cocks off. Isn't there? I mean jeez, we ALL have spent almost our entire lives giving ourselves handjobs haven't we?
I have another regular guy who like I said above, just can not get off via oral only. At some point I've GOT to take things in hand (or sometimes he does) and bring things to a wet conclusion. I certainly don't mind that at all, in fact it's kind of cool.
I LOVE the feeling of a guy having an orgasm in my hand. His cock throbbing and pumping. The muscles of his legs and but and abs tighten and release in rhythm with his cock.
The feeling of cum, sliding up through his cock, and finally exploding all over me, my hands and arms and all over him is incredible. I just LOVE that, don't you?
I also like playing with his cum afterwords, slowly using my finger tips to spread it around and work it all over is slowly deflating cock.
Now the SMW has NO problem getting off from oral only. Shoot, most times I have to try and NOT cum, literally with all my might. I'm just funny that way. I can cum in seconds, especially if I haven't cum in a day or so. The good thing is that I'm usually good for 2-3 more..
So, handjobs, the one thing we NEVER seem to talk about out here but I bet we ALL give/receive more of than almost anything else.
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| Do you name your dick? |
Mar 31, 2006 2:28 pm
Mood: curious, 537 Views | I know a lot of guys who do name their dicks. Now I personally have never named mine but my wife did. She calls it "Tony"... Go figure.
She came up with that name very early on. I guess for two reasons 1) My dick does kind of have stripes on it hence the Tony the Tiger name 2) well, I AM a passionate type of guy so I guess the Tony the Tiger name fit for her
I had a friend of mine, many years ago, announce to a full car of people, guys and girls, that he had named his dick Fred. Why he chose to announce this in the backseat of my car, travelling from Orlando to Tampa on that particular evening is totally beyond me.
But there it was. Fred.... I never asked why he chose Fred. (Quite frankly, I really didn't care)
Of course, the girls in the car got a HUGE laugh out it.... and even further, they teased him mercilessly for the remainder of the trip and if I recall, for months afterwards..
So, do you name your cock? If so, what and why?
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| Everyone needs a good laugh or two! |
Mar 31, 2006 9:39 am
Mood: amused, 480 Views |  | You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days, viz., Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others? You've probably heard of them before, but don't you miss their humor? Not one single swear word in their comedy
There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night! I finally had to let her out.
A car hit ! an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night, only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
I was just in London - there is a 6-hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.
The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I AM 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!"
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
A bum asked a Jewish fellow, "Give me $10 till payday." The Jewish fellow responded, "When's payday?" The bum said, "I don't know! You're the one that's working!"
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!
1. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.
2. There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
3. Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
4. Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie?
A: It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."
5. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
6. Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdales.
7. A man called his mother in Florida, "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good, " said the mother. "I've been very weak." The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't
eaten in 38 days."
The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answered. "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
8. A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it? The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."
9. Q: Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A: Under the vacuum cleaner
10. Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody."
11. Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.
12. Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said "Lady I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself," she replied.
13. Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
14. Q: Why are Jewish Men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off. |
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| I just LOVE MMF 3-ways. |
Mar 31, 2006 7:40 am
Mood: wanton, 508 Views |  | Well, the SMW never rests, that's for sure.
I had one MMF 3-way kind of fall through, thought were were scheduled for last night, but nope, I was wrong.
Well, never fear, horny readers. The SMW hooked up with another/new couple last night.
What a fantastic time!
They were a slightly older couple, very new to this whole thing, very shy but also VERY curious.
'Jim' and 'Jeri' had contacted me a while back but we never really seemed to be able to get our schedules in synch. Well, the moon and stars all aligned last night and I found myself knocking on their door at around 6:30pm yesterday evening.
Keep in mind, we had never actually met, just traded a number of emails, chats and phone calls.
There was a good connection formed, no doubt, and they seemed to like the SMW (and me them) right off the bat. We all are around the same age and really, have quite a bit in common.
Anyway, we sit and have a couple of drinks, talking about mundane things. You know, the typical opening for these types of things.
Jeri's pictured had NOT done her any justice. In person, she was incredbily sexy looking and very very sweet.
Jim was pretty much what I expected from talking/emailing and chatting with him and seeing various pictures etc..
The conversation slowly turned to sex and they both were at first very shy. Well, any of you who have followed the chronicles of the SMW know that that one thing I am not, is shy.
A few more drinks and some nice music and Jim and Jeri finally started to loosen up. The talk turned VERY suggestive and they started sharing some of their fantasies with the SMW.
Well, the SMW is ALL ABOUT fullfilling fantasies It's kind of my hobby...
Jim shared with me the fact that he had always been kind of bicurious. This took his wife by total surpirse! She had no idea that he had EVER given any thought to being with another man.
Further discussion revealed that the thought of it really kind of turned her on....
So at that point, the SMW sprang into action. I went over to where Jim was sitting and slowly started unzipping his pants. Seeing as how no one stoppped me, I continued.
I finally pulled his cock out and was somewhat surprised by a VERY nice sized dick. I just LOVE that anticipation and the unknown, especially when I find a great cock hiding out in those pants!
Well, it didn't take long for the SMW specialy b/j techniques to get Jim rock hard and leaking precum all over the place.
By this time, Jeri 'snuck' over and started to help me with her husbands throbbing hard on.
It didn't take the two of us long to get Jim off. Trust me. He let loose a very nice sized load of man goo which the beautiful Jeri lapped up like a thirsty dog.
It was the first time that Jim had ever had two people working on him as well as the first time he'd ever had a guy touch and or suck his cock. The combination was overwhelming and powerful.. I just love that.
At this point, the whole scene changed focus and we started concentraing on the VERY sexy Ms Jeri.
Jeri is gorgeous, fantastic legs (She used to be a dancer) killer ass and folks, one of the tastiest, nicest, bestest pussies that the SMW as ever seen. Just perfect.
Needless to say, you could NOT pull me off of her if you used 20 Clydesdales AND a John Deere folks.
The night was still very young by the time Jeri had her first orgasm. It was a true toe curler also... Good thing they live in a house
To put it mildly, Jeri is VERY vocal..
The three of us finally moved into the bedroom at this point. They had a very nice king sized bed, lot's of room to play.
And play we did. The rest of the night was spent intertwined with each other. I'm not sure how many times Jeri came but it was definitly in the double digits.
Jim got to fullfill his curiousity and gave me a very good b/j. It's amazing how fast someone can learn how to do that isn't it. Of course, we're not talking rocket science here are we
At one point, he and I ended up in a 69 with Jeri watching and helping where ever she felt it was appropriate.
Jim definitly came 2 more times and of course the SMW was more than happy to oblige with at least 3 of my own..
Around 11:30 or so, the three of us where laying there completely exhausted and spent. We were ALL sharing that special 'glow' that people get after having wonderful sex. It would have been VERY easy for us all to have fallen asleep at that point but unfortunatly, the SMW had to head off into the sunset.
The lovely Jeri and very studly Jim will be seeing the SMW again.....
Man I love MMF 3-ways. There's just NO better way to go folks. |
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| My female side.... |
Mar 29, 2006 10:37 am
Mood: curious, 533 Views |  | Being bisexual, I DO have a female side. I certainly can't speak for all guys, but I suspect that most do also, even if they don't want to admit it.
I am lucky in that I can get in 'touch' with my female side, easily.
It comes out whenever I'm sucking on a good hard cock. It also REALLY comes out on those few occasions that I let a man fuck my ass.
There's no doubt, in my mind at least, that I feel very similar to how you girls out there feel when your with a man.
It's interesting isn't it? What we humans are capable of...
Now, I don't cross dress or anything like that, even though I HAVE played around with that kind of 'stuff' in the past.. The female feeling in me is more akin to what I expect you women feel when your going down on a man or what you feel when a man first enters you.
It's kind of a feeling of BOTH being submissive and VERY powerful, all at the same time.
It's a very encompassing feeling for me at least. It makes me feel VERY sexy, when I hear a man moan as I take his cock down my throat and feel it throb or feel his legs and butt muscles tighten.
It's amazing to me at least, just how gentle most guys can be. This kind of heightens the feeling on my end. I LOVE being treated like a woman when I'm 'doing it' with another guy.
Now, since I'm bisexual, I do have, what I think at least, is a very interesting perspective on all this. While I can easily get in touch with my fem side, I'm just as comfortable and easily in touch with my male side.
I KNOW what it's like to be on that side of the equation. To have that incredible feeling of power when your cock first enters a woman.
I'm a very strong and passionate guy and I just love it when a woman becomes so passionate and aroused that she actually can start to physically overwhelm me.. It doesn't really happen but I just LOVE that feeling... Her legs tighten around my waste or she pushed make onto me with ALL her might, or even better, she's on top and riding me like a bucking bronco. It's a wonderful feeling..
Now here's an interesting question for you girls out there. Do you have a masculine side that you can get in touch with? I think, once again from my own experience, that a lot of you do!
I've met women who even take it so far as to LOVE putting on a strap-on and fucking a man (or woman for that matter). That's GOT to be some sort of a masculine side isn't it?
So how many of you out there DO have or will admit to having a masculine side? Do you ever get in touch with it? Does the tough or reality turn you on?
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| Where has ol' Tazzerman been ya might ask? |
Mar 28, 2006 10:19 am
Mood: aroused, 496 Views |  | Well, being the true bisexual that I am, I've been concentrating on the guys over on OutPersonals for a bit.
Got get my fix of nice hard cock or else I'm just NOT happy. I've got a nice early morning liason setup for tomorrow. New buddy, which ALWAYS turns me on. It's the thrill of the unknown and the anticipation that drives me crazy. As I've said many many times, I LOVE the intial act of unzipping a guys pants, reaching in and pulling out his cock. Is it big or little, thick or thin. The less I know from the outset, the more of a turn on it is I just love that.
Not to worry though, I will be joining in on a nice MMF 3-way this coming Thurs night and should have a full report for y'all Friday morning. Given that I'm still able to walk etc
The ever gorgeous and insatiable Princes Elaine has been busy with work and other personal stuff otherwise, I'd have asked her to join our little 3-way. The male component of the MMF, wants to experience having sex with two women for the 1st time and his little wifey is happy to oblige.
She on the other hand is STRICTLY str8 and while she's willing to entertain her husbands fantasies, she's not willing to try any shenanigans with another female. But, that's ok. They're still a lot of fun to be with, great sex partners, horny little devils etc.
So...... that's the quick update on the SMW..
Stay tuned for more..... |
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| Guys are easy, woman are a lot of work but SOOO worth it...... (Updated) |
Mar 20, 2006 10:42 am
Mood: bouncy, 411 Views |  | I've made no bones about the fact that I'm bisexual. And of course being so, sometimes gives me a somewhat unique perspective on sex and people in general.
I've ALWAYS said that guys are easy and I stick to that statement. You can tell when a guy is sexual aroused (duh)... they're dick is hard. Rather apparent huh? It's easy enough to tell when a guy has an orgasm. (Duh again) there's typically cum all over the place. It's kind of hard to fake that ya know..
Guys typically don't require a lot of foreplay, or romancing or anything like that.. There are exceptions to that, but that's for another blog..
Woman on the other hand typically require a lot of foreplay and romancing. They LOVE to have their ego's stroked and to be pampered.
Now, for the bisexual in me, I CERTAINLY don't mind that at all. In fact, it's kind of refreshing, more so 'cause I'm a hopeless romantic I guess then anything else.
I spent the day yesterday pampering the Princess 'Elaine'.. (Note, for those who have read my previous blogs, I've changed her name, at her request. She didn't like either Linda or Lisa... LOL
She's a fantastic girl and she's out here on Adult FriendFinder folks. She's also bisexual, loves men and woman and REALLY likes bisexual guys, just like me.
She's also insatiable, gorgeous with a killer body, wonderful laugh, marvelous intelligence, excellent taste in food, wine and music I might add. Ok, enough gushing here...
The Princess Elaine has been having a tough go of late. Her job etc has gotten her down a bit and she was in some MAJOR need of both physical and ego stroking.
Enter ol Tazzerman. I was MORE than happy to pamper the Princess Elaine for an entire day. To be at her beck and call, to provide her with anything she wanted / needed and basically stroke her ego (and everything else) in anyway she required...
I booked a hotel room for the two of us and proceeded to purchase all kinds of goodies for the day. Wine (Good Pinot, her fave), great cheese, including the stinkiest French cheese I've ever smelled, Brie etc, grapes (her fave also), french bread, candles, a very nice selections of Jazz favorites along with all the needed accessories etc etc.
I arrived early enough to get everything setup. I uncorked the first bottle of wine to allow it to breath, opened the cheese, and was almost KNOCKED over by the stinky stuff, more on this later btw, set out candles around the room and particularly the bath tub. The nice scented kind..
I washed the grapes, set out the wine glasses, cheese board, plates, napkins etc and put on some nice jazz.
All was ready and waiting for the Princess Elaine when she arrived.
I had promised her a complete day of pampering and total focus on her every need. We started with the wine, cheese and bread and wonderful conversation and laughs etc.
This slowly progressed to light petty and me giving her a nice little foot massage then it was on to the bath, so that we could get her ready for the rest of the pampering.
The bubble bath was marvelous, I washed the Princess and loofah's her back and just about everything else.
Unbeknownst to the pretty Princess, I had already taken the liberty of stashing the ol' Tazzermans giant 'helper' nearby.
I snuck that big ol dildo into the bath, and while she was slowly melting into it 'cause of my playing with her wonderful clit, I was able to slowly sneak that monster inside of her.
Well, being the multi-orgasmic being that she is, it didn't take long for her to be completely engulfed in the first, of what would become many, toe curling orgasms. After she had finally stopped vibrating, I slowly removed Tazzermans giant helper and it was only THEN that she realized what it was. It surprised her and we had a great laugh.
The Princess is a wanton and insatiable sex goddess btw, she's open and willing to do/try just about anything. We laughed and played with the dildo for a while. She experimented with 'wearing' it like a guy, she had it on her toes and gave it a great footjob btw.. We just were having SUCH a good time.
From there Tazzerman the man-slave, shaved her legs for her then did a total Brazilian on her gorgeous pussy. It started out as a heart, but just kind of took on a life of it's own and the next thing we knew, she was completely bare.
Well, this turned her on even more and we quickly were working on another orgasm for the Pretty Princess Elaine.
By the time she was completely shaved, washed, scrubbed, massaged, kissed and all 'prunie' She had 2 more orgasms.. Of course, lot's of wine, cheese, fruit and all kind of lavish attention didn't hurt either right?
We now moved to the pedicure process. Yes, ol Tazzerman gave the pretty Princess a wonderful 'professional' pedicure.. I trimmed, and oiled, and massaged and well, you get the picture. The end result was a very beautiful pair of tootsies done up in, as she put it, come fuck me red.
Of course, being the ever faithful servant, the Princess' sexual needs where also attended to during this period. We would periodically stop, and play. Mostly of the oral nature if you would.
Keep in mind that during this entire period, ol' Tazzerman had YET to remove his own clothes.
Of course, try has I might, that just COULD not last.
So, once the pedicure was finished, I finally removed my clothes and we started the more traditional love making.. Much to the delight of BOTH the pretty Princess and her dutiful slave.
Needless to say, ol Tazzerman was soooooo turned on from all the previous goings on that it wasn't long before he was spewing man juice and lubricating the inside of the pretty Princesses lovely pussy. I must have pumped her full of about 2 gallons of little spermatozoa. Man, what an orgasm I had, not to mention the 2 or 3 more that the pretty Princess experienced. (I though the hotel was going to start calling either the paramedics or the cops
We laid there afterwords, enjoying that special 'glow' that only two people can, who have just shared wild, passionate love making, listening to wonderful jazz and just enjoying the heck out being with each other.
It was beautiful.
After almost 7 hours we finally had to say adieu until next time.
I know I drove home with a grin from ear to ear on my face and can only imagine how the pretty Princess Elaine felt
Like I said, guys are easy. Women however, require LOTS of work but hey, it's well worth it in the end huh??
Update
Ok ok ok, I MIGHT have embelished a bit here. I really did NOT pump 2 gallons of cum into the Lucious Elaine. I REALLY don't know of any guy who is capable of producing 2 gallons at a shot. (Well, maybe one friend but he's VERY unique.
So I restate that part of this post:
Instead of "I must have pumped her full of about 2 gallons of little spermatozoa."
I SHOULD have written "It FELT like I pumped her full of about 2 gallons of little spermatozoa"
It felt like that for sure even though I'm 100% sure it was nowhere NEAR 2 gallons.
There. The record has been set straight and without any embellishment |
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| Tazzerman's Excellent Adventure... |
Mar 17, 2006 11:31 am
Mood: adventurous, 184 Views | Reprinted from my blog on OP. (Man I wish there was a way I could combine the two instead of having to maintain each separatly)
Those of you who have been following this blog of late know that I, the Skanky Man-Whore, (SMW for short) has been VERY busy indeed.
Well, my sexual exploits definitely reached a new level last night folks.
I was invited to participate in one of the most mind blowing MMF 3-ways I've ever been involved with.
Yep, this SMW has finally met his sexual peers, to say the least
The case of characters includes:
The gorgeous and insatiable 'Jenny'
The very handsome and sexxxy 'Berry'
Yours truly the Skanky Man-Whore
In a supporting role, we have the 'Major' who, aside from introducing the SMW to Jenny and Berry, is currently serving his country and freedom loving people everywhere, in Iraq.
A little background first: Major and I met here on OP quite a while back. He and I traded numerous emails, spent hours on chat and talking over the phone. We had become quite good friends. Sharing stories and experiences, regaling each other with our sexual exploits
Unfortunately, our schedules just never seemed to align themselves to a point where we could actually meet.
Major had been involved with Jenny and Berry a couple of times and spoke MOST glowingly about them. In fact, he actually sounded kind of in awe if you will, of their sexual abilities, skill and stamina etc. Not to mention the fact that he thought Jenny was one red hot babe AND he promised me that Berry gave the best blow job he's ever had, period, barr none.
Well, as I stated above, the Major was called back to active duty. Before he left he told Jenny and Berry about little ol me, the SMW and recommended that they invite me over to their little play pen etc.
I, being the SMW that I am, was a) grateful, b) intrigued by the tales Major had told me, c) more than willing to step up in time of need and fill the Major's very large shoes.
Contact was made about a month ago or so and has is normal on this site and in all of our lives, there's a kind of ebb and flow. Some emails then silence, then some more emails followed by being busy etc etc. We've all been there.
Finally, the beautiful Jenny contacts me on yahoo chat.. The two of us spend what seems like hours chatting and talking, mostly about mundane things but as we progress, the discussions turn more and more towards sex.
She was feeling me out
We finally set a date, location and time. (Last night, their house, 60pm)
Needless to say, the SMW had butterflies in his stomach yesterday afternoon. BIG GIANT butterflies. Go figure huh? You know how many times I've done this and STILL, even the SMW gets nervous and giddy with anticipation. Amazing huh? I hope that never changes.
Now I know from experience out here in OP Blogland, that you guys REALLY don't want to hear about women, pussies, tits etc. I learned my lesson guys and I PROMISED I would never do that again. I plan on keeping that promise here BUT
it's going to be tough gents.
I arrived at Jerry and Berry's house early. I was supposed to be there at 60pm, I got there at 50pm. Of course, SMW is nothing if not polite, so I drove around the corner and called, telling them that I was early and if it was cool?
Jenny answered the phone and of course, it was cool. They were just sitting around waiting for me.
So, our hero, the SMW, arrives carrying a bottle of scotch, a big bunch of flowers he had bought along the way for the lovely Ms. Jenny, his ever trusty camera bag with his favorite Cannon Digital SLR and a myriad of assorted lenses and other goodies, a smile on his face and three packs of Marlboro's in his pocket.
I'm met at the door by Jenny and escorted in their playpen, er, huh home. We introduce ourselves, get comfortable, have a couple of drinks and commence with the typical small talk.
The pictures I had seen of them did NOT do them any justice. Berry is a VERY cute guy. He's a little short, maybe 5'6-7", short cropped hair and a great smile. From what I could see, sitting down, he also had a very cute little butt.
The small talk and drinking progress rather quickly and we finally found ourselves in the rec room playing pool.
Major had told me that this was their favorite way to break the ice, seeing as how Jenny is a little bit shy, and they typically use this vehicle to get things going.
They play 'strip' 8-ball.
Well, the SMW is actually a quite accomplished pool player, even though slightly out of practice, but I feigned complete and total ignorance of the game. ie, I let Berry win.. then I let Jenny win.
But that's ok, cause all the while Berry is ALREADY stripping is wife, slowly, piece by piece in front of me, with out any regard to the actual game of pool.
And of course, the SMW is NOT one to be shy so I'm grabbing a feel of everything and anything I can on both of them and finally, I just walk over to Benny, drop to my knees, undo his pants, pull his dick out and start a-sucking. HMMMMMM, very very nice cock. Average size, shaved smooth, cut, not to thin, not to thick. Juuuuuuuust right
Well, needless to say, this move by the SMW not only broke the ice, it crushed it.
The pool game become a memory as did the rec room. We all literally ran to the bedroom, stripped naked and hopped into the bed.
This was about 5:30 or so. From that point on, everything is one giant blur for me, of fucking and sucking, licking and fingering, sex in every imaginable position and combination that three people can do.
At one point, the three of us where so covered in a combination of sperm, baby oil and 'jenny juice' we could barely stay on the bed without sliding off.
This wild and crazy sex-a-thon went on and on and on. During one of the very few lulls, I looked over at the clock and it was 12:30am.
We had been at it, non-stop from 5:30pm to 12:30am!
Have you ever been with folks when it just clicks? I'm sure you have. Well this was one of those times.
The SMW even got a LOVELY footjob out of the deal. (Actually, I think it was more than one)
Not to gross anyone out here and I know I promised to leave the more 'womanly' items out, but I just have to give you guys this ONE detail.
Jenny was DP'd by Berry and the SMW multiple times and in multiple ways..
It was a first for her and she just went WILD. Ok, 'nuff of that.. I'll leave the rest to your vivid imaginations...
Anyway, this was Tazzerman's Excellent Adventure.
I also have TONS of pics. I just need to upload them, resize 'em
I want to thank Jenny and Berry for one of the most MIND BLOWING sexual experiences I've had. You guys totally rocked my socks off, drained my balls and did so with wonderful smiles on your faces I love you guys. Let's do it AGAIN!!
And of course I'd be remiss if I didn't thank Major. I hope your doing well over there and I am praying for your safe return, soon.
Besides, once you get back, Jenny, Berry and the SMW have decided that the 3 of us are going to give you the sexual experience of a life time my friend, in gratitude for your service and for your introducing us to each other...
Ok, the Tazzerman is going to go rest now and put some ice on his balls. | |
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| Random thoughts (Do you like em big or little?) |
Mar 9, 2006 6:42 am
Mood: wanton, 269 Views |  | I'm sitting here in my office, waiting to kick off a conference call that I won't really be participating in. I'm just the 'facilitator'. Go figure huh? What a job. Big bucks, low drag LOL
I haven't posted much of late other than a description of how I spent my Sunday morning.. God I love t-girls. Especially 'Janie'.. If your reading this, give me a shout sweetheart!
My mind is always awhirl with thoughts and my emotions are always running deep and high.
Sex is never far away as is the guilt I've written about sooooo many times.
My lates 'wave' of guilt was reallys set off by having sex with a girlfriend of mine.
You know it IS interesting.. I NEVER feel the same level of guilt having sex with men or t-girls as I do having sex with woman.
I guess it's always been easier for me to rationalize the sex thing when it was simply men.
That and I do tend to get more emotionally 'invested' in girls. Not sure why that is btw.
I think most of the male lovers I've had woud say that I do connect with them on an emotional level. At least the ones who are honest and particularly, my regular partners/friends.
We have developed a bond but it's a much more male 'type' of bond... It's about friendship and things that we have in common.
With women it's different. I think. Not sure why this is. Anybody have any thoughts?
As always during the day, my thoughts turn to cocks. I'm just built that way I guess. I love sitting at my local Starbucks in the morning, watching all the people go by and fantasizing about what they have on under their clothes.
Does that cute guy with the killer ass over there have a cock that matches.. Hmm, hard to tell. No real bulge to speak of. I bet he's got a small 'package'. Damn...
Hey, check out that dude. Whoa! Looks like he's packing big time... Kind of nice face but a bit 'hard' looking... No way he's gay. No fucking way. Got to be a homophobe.
Look at THAT guy! OMG, how cute can one guy be! Well dressed, well 'manicured', nice hair. Shit, he's married. Still you can tell... Here's a guy that has everything... I mean everything.
People are SO interesting to watch. Not just in coffee shop or on the sidewalk or your typical public areas.
Sometime when your driving around, really concentrate on looking at the folks who are coming at you in their cars. It's amazing just how few of them are smiling. Almost all of them actually look pissed off. It's almost scary. Check it out and see if you agree?
I also love watching how people interact with each other. A man and wife or two guys or two girls. Friends, coworkers, strangers etc. the body language is deafening at times...
People are shy or outgoing... They're self absorbed or totally aware of what's going on around them (I love those folks!)
People treat the folks who serve them differently to. (Note: we're still in Starbucks here Some are very standoffish, some are very friendly. You can tell that some folks are looking down at the baristas or servers, others are genuinly thankful, open and honest. It's amazing.
I'm a people person, always have been. I always go out of my way to be nice to EVERYBODY. Doesn't make any difference who or what you are.
Bigshot's don't impress me and I do care about the 'little guys'
I quess I'm kind of lucky in the fact that during the course of my life, I've 'been there, done that'.
I've been on the bottom and on top and everwhere in between. I know how it feels to be treated like your a piece of dog shit and I also know how it feels to be treated like a 'king'.
I try to approach everyone as an equal until proven otherwise. It normally doesn't take long for me to spot a fake or a hypocrite or a genuine, loving sould. It's all very apparent for me.
It's so easy to become cynical. I constantly refuse to do that. No thanks. I'd rather believe that most if not all people are good, until proven otherwise. The alternative is just toooo bleak for me.
Have you ever noticed how badly family members tend to treat each other? It's horrible how we take our fathers, mothers, sisters and brothers for granted isn't it?
No one can hurt you quite as bad as a family member. They're SUPPOSED to love you, your SUPPOSED to trust them, but it rarely works out that way. I know that some of the worst hurt I've ever experienced in my life came from my fellow family members.. How about you?
Getting back to cocks for a moment (sorry, just can't go that long without thinking about 'em)
Don't you just LOVE how they feel when their flacid? So warm and soft... I love they way they look also. All wrinkly and kind of innocent looking. They're positivly cute aren't they?
They're so much fun to play with when they're soft but you never really get that much of a chance to do so. It's the nature of the 'beast' I guess huh? Once you start playing with them, they typicall get all hard and throbbing. Of course hard and throbbing as a special place all it's own right?
I just love playing with my lovers cock AFTER he's cum. There's a point right after he orgasms when typically, most guys will go NUTS if you touch their cock. They're just so sensitive.
But if you persist and have patience, you can get to the point where the sensitivity diminishes and you can play with it WITHOUT having to worry about it getting all hard and drippy.
I love that time. Anybody else with me on that?
I just love taking a flacid cock and pulling it out to it's full length, rolling it up/around and just generaly enjoying it. SOOOOO much fun.
And their just SO damned cute. Of course uncut cocks are a whole topid unto themselves aren't they?
Egos are stange things aren't they? Do you have a large ego or a small one? Which is better?
Do you LIKE guys with big egos? How about those that have little or none? Which attracts you the most?
Ok, looks like I DO have to participate on this conf call a bit. Thanks for listening to my random thoughts |
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