a purple mallet  

tattooedartist 44M
459 posts
6/23/2005 9:58 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

a purple mallet

I know the title is wierd but your gonna have to bare with me. I have a couple statments to make and a few laughs to enjoy....lord willing.

Okay. This morning I woke up at a friend house. all cuddled up to a nice warm body....man, latin chics can really produce some body heat!! I went in and made her some coffee and me some tea and back to the bed I went. After finallyy finishing up she said I could use her shower before I left, which I needed to do so I could wake up....I was sleepy!!

So I went in and began to do the do, a little scrubbing, a little rubbin and a little singing and BAM!! I had reached back to find some shampoo and I still had a little soap in my eyes... know the feeling? While I did I fumbled past afew objects that by feel I recognized where not soap bottles and moved on. After finding what I sought and I began putting it in my hair...I got a hard thump right in the back of the head....BAM!!

I was like...what the fu&^%???? I wished the soap out of my eyes and looked down at what hit me in the back of the head and feel the floor and low and behold, what did I see? A large purple dildo, that I would later be told was appropriately named "Barney". I laughed, I cried and I placed barney back on his shelf and went on about taking my shower with a grin on my face and thoughts of how I would use barney on my next trip to my friend house....she will soon realize she should have to hide it from me, now she was gonna get it.

wenchatheart 40F
644 posts
6/23/2005 8:32 pm

Barney - oh, that's rich...glad you weren't seriously hurt by her "friend"....

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
6/23/2005 8:35 pm

I would call mine Sergio!

rm_bonfireguy 49M

6/24/2005 6:14 pm

LMFAO...I just tried posting this comment 3 friggin' times....

ahhhhh the warlocks, witches and gremlins of the infamous af-f servers at it again!!!!

btw - nice bit on the shower post...LOL

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