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Monday 1/9/06 - 57 Emails
Monday 1/9/06 - 57 Emails
Ok, 14 of you made the cut of "Definitely read again". It was a pleasure to read your emails, whether they were only 2 sentences, or the one guy who wrote long and eloquently about his outlook on life being different from the rest of the "brothers" (Obviously a really sweet guy!).
I know a lot of people are reading my blog, because many of the emails mentioned laughing at the first post. I can't guarantee laughter with this one, but I think you'll be amused.
First, there were 3 emails which contained only compliments. Two dealt with the blog, one with my pictures. Thanks to all three of you.
Next, there were five guys who were confused. I didn't have any of these the last time. Sure, you might have a nice ass, but that doesn't mean I want to "do you". Please read my profile again, and see where you went wrong.
Then, there were the "too far" and "Let's hook up" guys. I'm not looking for a one night stand. I don't care if you're in Philadelphia for a night or a week. If you're not going to be around for an LTR, you're not worth my time. Hey, I'm a girl. It takes me an hour just to do my hair before I go out! Eight of you fell into this trap. Read my profile again, and then decide if you think your fishing expedition would yield a catch.
I'm flattered by the attention, but I do think 45+ years old is just a bit too old for this 30 year old, don't you? Apparently three of you did not.
Those of you who needed a dictionary? Five. One guy gave me the greatest laugh I had all morning when he wrote that there are a "lack of articulated people on AdultFriendFinder". Yes, the word should have been "articulate", but the new meaning of the sentence was most humorous. I would have kept his email, because he's a non-native english speaker and I really thought the rest was quite well-done, but for the fact that he's in South America.
Canned responses dropped. Only four this time.
Duplicates! I don't login every day, so I don't respond immediately. More than a few messages were from the same guys. One sent me four messages!
And the final group? Cock Shots. Yes, despite specifically asking NOT to get these, I got SEVEN of them. There was one which was truly worthy of praise (you know who you are), but if you're going to send a cock shot with the line "You really get me hot", it should be hard, not flaccid. Please don't demonstrate, though. Save that for someone else.
I'll say it again, in case you're reading this trying to figure out how to make the "top 14": Write well. Whether it's a few sentences or a few paragraphs, check your spelling and be concise. You don't need to give me a life history or your life ambitions, but you do need to say something worth reading. Ask yourself "If I was a girl looking for a long term relationship reading this, would I be interested or repulsed?"
I'll be following up in my next post with some more information about me. I can tell that my original ad lacks a few things that people might use as conversation starters.