Pranks ............Sooo funny..  

taodoug 51M
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5/23/2005 9:27 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Pranks ............Sooo funny..

I guessI can say this one is inspired by Mackey05. Every one and any one that has known me. I love pranks.. I love original ones and most of all I love APril 1. Because this day was devoted for those of us that like pranks... Like back in 1992 I was in Oklahoma.. My wife, my 1 year old daughter, and I.. I had made friends with a magic store owner slash make - up artist.. He taught me all kinds of slight of hand tricks and coin tricks became natural and easy for me...
Well that April came up.. And I asked Tom to make me look like I had been jumped and my face cut and beat badly..So of course he did.. I had a gash in the side of my face where it look as though blood had oozed out and it was drying. My eye was black and blue swelling shut. My right arm was cut jagged looking across the fore arm with a piece of glass stuck in it. Now mind you I had a 20 minute drive home lookin like this. Just before turning down my street an officer pulled me over because he had drove by me at the light..Thinking I needed medical attention.. I showed him that it was a gag.. and artist make up. Then thinking asked him if he would like to help.. He politely laughed, said "No." then went on his way... I got home.. And my then wife looks up.. 'Oh my god what happened?" I just told her I had been jumped,, She is sitting there wanting details.. So I look at her and say "don't you think it would be better to get me to the hospital than ask questions?" "Oh yeha sure.." Finally after she was ready to go and all I said "April Fools." She looked at me.. Her eyes filled with tears.. Oh the words you ass Doug came into my head so quickly. I had never felt the understanding of what it meant to be a jerk in my life until that moment..When out of nowhere she perked up and said "Don't you move. Or touch anything." "Okay.." said I. SHe proceeded to call the pastor and use my line about being jumped and she needed his help... He came over, saw me, and launched into a sermon on the evil of fighting. I had to listen for 20 minutes. Until I could get in the words April fools. My wife at the time slapped my arm and pointed her finger at me.. "Serves you right for scaring me like you did earlier." All I could do was hug her and say "OH yeah. That was painful."
GAgs are fun.. But I had learned since to make em a little tammer.


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