Dear I Just Want To Get Laid,  

tantriclyguided 54F
12 posts
1/19/2006 9:36 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dear I Just Want To Get Laid,

Suddenly I felt compelled to take on the persona of the AdultFriendFinder Advice Columnist...

Dear I Just Want To Get Laid,

I certainly appreciate that you just want to get laid, that is afterall why the "Sex Industry" brings in bazillions of dollars every year - in the end we ALL just want to get laid. I just have to say however, that even in this forum, pathetic as it could be considered, that you have to rely upon your, wit, charm, intellect and if you lack those, then your incredibly large male member and your tongue which one would hope to find to be dextrously delightful to the extreme.

In short, desperation, ambiguity and worse than that, apathy, would NOT be considered seductive traits. If you simply just want to get laid, and nothing else matters, then I'd imagine a prostitute would be your most direct and efficient path to your proverbial Nirvana.

To succinctly answer your inquiry; No, I am not interested in having sex, but wish you well upon your quest.

Hoping I Will Be,

Tranticly Guided

> ------------------------------------------------
> Sender: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> To: tantriclyguided
> Date: Jan 18, 2006 11:34 PM EST
>
> Hi, I'm Jeff. Listen, I just want to get laid. I don't want to waste your time or mine. If you are interested, send me some contact info or try xxxxxxxxxxxxx I hope I hear from you.


rm_bri28ma 39M
357 posts
1/30/2006 12:17 pm

HA! Use our wit and personality to get laid? Isn't that asking too much (please read sarcasm in here!)? Is flirting such a lost art that people don't even know how to do it any more...that sex is the least common denominator of who will fall into bed with you? Apathy is right...I LIKE to "work" a little at the seduction. That's half the fun, if not more. I hope you've found a partner for your Tantric exercises! -Bri


Rockhard2x6 54M

2/6/2006 6:48 am

ROFL, yeah there are a lot that need the advice. You should read some of the crap I get from gay-gays....GRRRRRR.


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