Bizarre Lawsuits  

tampafem 44F
1941 posts
4/12/2006 6:33 pm

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4/15/2006 7:28 am

Bizarre Lawsuits

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A phone-sex operator in Florida won a settlement after she
filed for worker's compensation, saying she had suffered
repetitive-motion injuries in both hands. The repetitive
motion was the result of using her hands to give herself as
many as seven orgasms a day while talking to clients.

A Canadian man is suing a New York coffee shop after suffer-
ing what he calls damage to his manhood. His penis was
pinched between the toilet seat and bowl when he reached
forward for toilet paper. He is asking for $1 million to
compensate for his "dire and permanent injuries."

A California grandmother is suing Disneyland after she and
her grandchildren witnessed Mickey Mouse taking off his
costume backstage. The suit is due to her grandchildren's
traumatic experience.

Two surfers went to court after one allegedly stole the
other's wave. The case was dismissed after court officials
found it impossible to put a monetary value on the wave.

Lee Williams is suing a tattoo shop for spelling the word
"villain" wrong in his tattoo. Neither Williams nor the
tattoo artist knew how to spell the word. The tattoo ended
up reading "villian."

A New York prison inmate is filing a suit for $8 million
against the state after he accidentally shot himself with a
gun he illegally smuggled into the jail. The inmate says
that better security would have prevented him from getting
the weapon inside.

rm_4wolfsr 57M

4/14/2006 2:41 am

LMAO!!!!This is great!!

TurnLock 59M
576 posts
4/15/2006 5:26 am

thanks for the posting. This was funny, except for the prisoner with the gun. If he hadn't shot his self, oh how bad that would have been.

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