A HIGHLY Amusing IM session ;)  

tampafem 44F
1941 posts
6/24/2006 7:53 am

Last Read:
6/27/2006 3:09 pm

A HIGHLY Amusing IM session ;)

amour200069: u like low cut?
tampafem: Low cut what?
amour200069: do u njoy low cut tops?
amour200069: this sensual Gent is very eager to
talk 2u
tampafem: Oh yes I do
amour200069: if we went out, would u wear push
up bra, see thru top, mini skirt, heels?
tampafem: All except for the heels lol I don't walk well in them
amour200069: so, u would njoy bra showin thru
sheer top, and cleavage out?
tampafem: Of course
amour200069: and would u wear tight, VERY short
amour200069: 5'9, 190 lbs, hairy chest. broad
shoulders, naturally tan
tampafem: If we could find one sure. Hard to find that when you are 5'2 and 90 lbs lol
amour200069: mild-mannered
amour200069: strong hands 4 long oil massages
amour200069: if u and this Gent hit it off, would ove 2 fly u here twice a month, to pamper and romance u
tampafem: Oh my boyfriend would love that, he'd
get to see me more often since he lives in DC
amour200069: thanks for your SARCASM, and
for pulling my legs...BYE
amour200069: u are vERY rude
amour200069: BYE

Ok first off yes there was sarcasm, but I figured this fellow would be quick witted. Instead was too busy nursing his wounds. Moi rude? Um nope it VERY CLEARLY states in my profile that I am involved with [member d_c_guy}.

Which again proves that you have to put on the boots and wade through the crap before you find the good ones LOL

AltumHunksUnite 53M

6/25/2006 8:00 am

What, you mean we have to READ the profiles? When did THAT start?

You're such a leg-puller.

Or... as he might spell it... "Your suhc a leg-pullr."

Let me drive. I like the view

gent4u813 61M

6/25/2006 10:04 am

WOW! There are profiles on here? Golly Gee! Now all I have to do is learn how to read...

Pretty sad that a bit of well aimed sarcasm could deflate such a big ego. I suppose the bigger they are the louder the bang when they burst! His approach wasn't exactly subtle...not sure why he was surprised to see a bit of sarcasm. I loved the statement that he is "mild mannered" just before he called you a rude leg puller.

SleekIcilyVarix 41M

6/25/2006 7:08 pm

I'm thinking I might make a fortune selling protective boots...Protective Blog Boots (With Blog Helmet), Protective Chat Boots, Protective Email Boots...there must be a market for them since the crap you have to wade through is piled so high.
Thanks for the laugh

Xeryien 51M
1445 posts
6/26/2006 8:15 am

How on earth did you pull both legs?

Xeryien 51M
1445 posts
6/26/2006 8:15 am

PS - I am sure this guy's profile hit count is going to go through the roof today!

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
2110 posts
6/26/2006 10:41 pm

    Quoting Xeryien:
    How on earth did you pull both legs?
LOL. My thoughts exactly.

Gee, V, at least you didn't get told to fuck off like I did not too long ago on A.F.F.'s wonderful IRC ... what a schmuck .

Watch the leg(s) pulling, though. I'm sure that must have hurt the poor boy.

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