What is a Coniption Fit?  

tamethytension 54M
1659 posts
8/7/2005 3:40 pm

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What is a Coniption Fit?

No less than any man, I truly delight in delivering to a woman that deep vaginal orgasmic experience. With the head of the penis pushed into the cervix and then brought suddenly in an upward motion .... well that's another blog. For now, I merely wish to convey that usually it is readily discerned as to whether she is having a an orgasm from the spasming musculature battering said cock about. However, on occasion, such as when gloved, this can be a trickier determination.

This is where men need to be persistent and patient. Basically, you are looking for signs of the CONIPTION FIT. Now you all have no doubt heard your father's reference to the coniption fit with little idea of its origin. [e.g. "Your mother is going to have a coniption when she sees how filthy you kids are!]. Originally this was known as the CONCEPTION FIT ... that awe-inspiring, teeth-baring, nail digging, toe-curling fit of passion when hard cock reeks havoc with a women's g-spot. Understandably, this vulgar terminology was corrupted into the more palatable, if obscure, coniption fit. Of course, today, the analogy is used to describe unleashing of a woman's fervor/fury.

So what is the coniption fit you ask. This moment is first augured by Orgasm Face. Assuming a missionary position, you will be able to look directly into her face which should show serenity giving way to pensiveness. [If serenity persists please see that she is in fact awake!].
Now assuming wakefulness, working into orgasm, you will see a very sudden widening (if not bulging) of the eyes (tears optional), and release of various vocalizations. In multiple orgasms, these vocalizations will rise in a crescendo. However, this is still not enough to ensure she is in fact experiencing the penultimate coniption fit. No this is reached after the shrieks have subsided, replaced by wimpering and a tell-tale bite of the lip...now she is ready.

Hitting the g-spot again, rather than have her cry out, bring her face into your chest and forcefully order her to sink her teeth into your chest. Giving away to such abandonment, she will likely bare her nails in some serious scraping of flesh down the length of your back, as you hold on tight for the ride of your life. I myself, rather enjoy the new intensity associated with this aggression as tooth and nail release a shot of adrenalin just as my erection is on the wane. The renewed vigor, not to mention stiffness, provide for a protracted thrust ever deeper at the very pinnacle of her satiation.

And that my friends is a coniption fit.

Next up ... guys ... how to ameliorate the impact of a coniption.


PS> Now boys and girls, I do hope you appreciate the next time your mother threatens to throw a coniption lest you do as she says, that THIS is REALLY NOT something you wish to see ... so do as your told!

rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
8/8/2005 10:49 pm

I have to agree with Sexyfitwoman. I need a coniption fit.


aprilhoney 52F
17 posts
8/8/2005 5:06 pm

Don't we all...???? ROFL

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