The Autumnal Equinox and My Rutting Hormones  

tamethytension 54M
1659 posts
9/21/2005 1:25 pm

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The Autumnal Equinox and My Rutting Hormones

Here in the northern hemisphere, we are on the eve of the Autumnal Equinox ... the offical start of fall.

In the animal world, across the northern temperate regions, it is the height of the rutting season. Bison have been at it for a month or more, cervines (elk, deer, etc.) are just starting, and bears are certainly feeling their mojo rising.

Now, society would have us (Homo sapiens sapiens) as too civilized as to find ourselves at the mercy of any such cycle especially as pertains our most basest sexual nature. Well, as an evolutionary biologist, I am here to suggest that one does not simply turn off a cycle of rising hormones that goes back a couple hundred thousand years.

Now I could offer up the logic that as men this is the time of year when we would (prior to the advent of air power and mechanized ground transport) return from the war campaigns to see to the fall harvest as much as to avoid the increasingly soggy ground (stupid Napoleonic escapades notwithstanding). I could further support the commensurate flood of babies in the late spring/early summer months coincident with the advent of greater variety and abundance of food availability for the newborn But I'm not going to do that. No I will speak to a more personal experience ... to sum up ...


Now I do not refer to my every day libido which I could measure in ounces ... or wanking opportunities ... suffice to say I average twice a day (for prostate health you understand). But for years now, roughly 25 Sep to 5 Nov has seen some extraordinary testicular activity ... giving new meaning to Red October. Generally, in this time frame, I am spanking the monkey on average 4 times a day, with moments of even less restraint.

Now I was preparing myself for this madness by loading up on writing assignments and perhaps a road trip for some wildlife photography to shutter my mind as far away from the female of the species. I figured I had a few days yet .. so was not ready to get in the middle of a cat fight today between ...


... well may be a kitten fight ... could have sworn I heard some purring once I pulled out two balls of yarn I carry with me at all times for just such occasions. Nothing like a good yarn to charm the kittens.

So there I am and try as I might to avoid it, I am sporting a devining rod swinging back and forth between two pussies. And if that wasn't bad enough ... in walks


who momementarily pouts and innocently asks why she couldn't join in ....

So here I am, in the early afternoon on the EVE of the equinox and I have already spent my wad to the limit of my fall rut....

.... naughty, naughty girls

.... dammit ... gotta go ... I am typing on a laptop and suddenly it is tipping askew ... but before I take care of this I have to ask the
guys ...

Do you sense a heightened randiness in the fall?

... and does this translate into a greater masturbatory release (or otherwise)?



mm0206 69F
7767 posts
1/5/2007 8:26 pm

I am soo bad.....

But balls of yarn... you punster!

not the toy of my choice...

I could be enticed and excited by other dangly bits and balls...

take care ...
tender hugs...m.

mm0206 69F
7767 posts
11/30/2006 10:30 pm

oh no it IS still Autumn.......

bears rut...uhhh....ya know copulate right before they go into hibernation dont they?
damnit that doesnt sound right


tamethytension replies on 11/30/2006 10:37 pm:
indeed they do ...

mm0206 69F
7767 posts
11/17/2006 10:12 am


I never considered mine seasonal although I enjoy cuddling and playing in the winter
~looks outside~
I think it is winter

take care
tender hugs...m.

rm_Gabhin01 41M
16 posts
9/23/2005 2:57 pm

I tend to have several worthless tidbits of absolutely worthless knowledge. I learned those particular facts while researching my paternal geneology. I must say that these particular Blogs are fantastic.... And... I guess women do appreciate a little intelligence after all Who would have thought that???

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
9/22/2005 12:08 pm

I thought it was just me...
my vibe is getting a work out daily
rather be getting woked over but I digress

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
9/22/2005 8:45 am

saddletrampsk: lolol

I've been feeling a bit more mischievous lately... i guess hotter and more easily distracted by certain thoughts...

Gabhin01: what an interesting observance!! Very curious indeed... thanks for sharing it.

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/22/2005 7:50 am

I would gladly hand deliver any card you request... T


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/22/2005 7:02 am

Gabhin01 ... fascinating stuff ... I did not know this.

Huntress ... Does that apply to Bears as well?

Saintlianna ... you will find Bear hide to be especially thick ... you can bite and scratch all you like ...

Gina ... so are we dining in or out? ... remember I prepare a lavish meal myself...

tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/22/2005 6:59 am

Gabhin01 ... fascinating stuff ... I did not know this.

Huntress ... Does that apply to Bears as well?

Saintlianna ... you will find Bear hide to be especially thick ... you can bite and scratch all you like ...

tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/22/2005 6:55 am

Lil ... hmmm ... I think I'd like to watch an abysinnian roar.

frbnkslady ... there should be sympathy cards for this common affliction.

saddletrampsk ... good point ... so do you go through extra batteries this time of year?

nbtnt ... could be both. It would not suprise me to learn that the K-man's tide rises higher on a full moon ...

magnet4u22 ... ooohhhhh you horny little tramp ... ugggh now look what you did ... gotta go

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
9/21/2005 9:22 pm

Mine is not seasonal....


ginaginagina33 45F

9/21/2005 5:44 pm

What an interesting observation TTT. This is the time of the year when the lovers of the past miracuosly reappear and in my defense I am hornier than hell myself, lol. So, shall we don our finery and dine lavishly in honor of the 12 hours of darkness and light?

p.s. saddletrampsk... LMAO!

saddletrampsk 54F

9/21/2005 3:52 pm

TTT..I can almost feel my "eggs" popping in the fall..looking to be fertilized but alas they are tricked by another vibrator..Dumb ass eggs

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/21/2005 3:40 pm


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/21/2005 3:37 pm

oh yeah I forgot, I like to bite too!

rm_Gabhin01 41M
16 posts
9/21/2005 3:25 pm

I will add another male perspective on this as well. To answer your question YES I do find my LIBIDO in overdrive. Masterbation definately increases in frequency!! I live in a bit more rural area and study the movements of animals, other than the humans. I lived in apartments in the City for years and noticed that infidelity increased 5 fold during this time of year as well as the solstices. Just a side note to add. The time periods of the Major Monarchies have contributed to these increases in activity in humans. Historical Laws dictated that child bearing be limited for the peasants and commoners alike to breeding in the Spring. If a Non-Noble household had a child out of season the family could be taxed,summarily beaten, or lose everything by seizure and forfeiture of lands..... This after several years became known as the MayPole festivals, Belltaine, or Mayday.. Just one of the many contributing factors I suppose....!!!

__Huntress__ 55M/58F

9/21/2005 3:06 pm

Retract your claws woman ... your fangs are showing !

__Huntress__ 55M/58F

9/21/2005 3:04 pm

Do not forget that the "cervines" often have a "second rutting season" ... right about the time when things seem be slowing down in the woods ... it "perks" back up again !

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/21/2005 2:58 pm

Oh I have long claws and I like to use them!

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/21/2005 2:12 pm

lol... you poor man.. T


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

9/21/2005 2:11 pm

For me, it's sometimes an hourly thing. Like just in the past hour, as soon as the boss was safely out of town ... what do I do but thrust my hands down my pants and pray the phone doesn't ring, or someone walk through the open door behind me. I felt cheated though - no monkey to spank. BUT the abbyssinian did more roaring than purring.

Are you effected by the full moon as well? I swear I often have the right arm of any tennis pro for several days a month. No ambidexterity here *sighs*

And what song is on the radio right now but Green Day's "Longview" ... talk about subliminal messages. Geesh.


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