So who licked the first pussy?  

tamethytension 54M
1659 posts
7/24/2005 5:58 pm

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So who licked the first pussy?


Sexyfitwoman, as she often does, got me thinking of pussy. Specifically, just what is it that drives men to eat out women (and lest I offend our kindred spirits, lesbians, I will leave it to one of your expertise to comment on that need).

First off we need to ask the question whether this behaviour is instinctual/innate or of a societal origin (e.g. peer pressure ... and no I am not talking about Hell's Angels iniations wherein the novitiate eats out his woman during her period in front of the whole gang*). So is it NATURE or NURTURE ... hardware or software in computer terms.

Now for my part, as an evolutionary biologist (duh'gr'd 'n evrythn), I am predisposed to think men are hard-wired but with the potential for environmental influences to play a role ... or role play as the case may be. But here is my only datum to support my argument ...

... the following is an excerpt from a posting a week ago regarding losing my virginity ...

Marin was a dark-skinned Canadian lass, sleight of frame, black hair and eyes to match. Petite she was in every way from her small mouth, always pert tiny nipples, and a tight vagina; too tight as it turned out. We found ourselves alone in a dorm room, then together on the bed, then me drawing my lips from hers heading south to her crotch. Don't even know why I did that. Had never really thought to suck a girl's pussy before. But down on her unbidden I went. Novel as it was, my eagerness to taste Marin's cum precluded further study, and so I put all my effort into licking anything and EVERYTHING with which my tongue came into contact. All tasted heavenly to me ...

Now exactly why did I do that? No peer pressure. No foreknowledge of what I would find down there. She had not said a word, nor so much as signaled this was something to be done. Indeed she acted suprised (pleasantly) by it all. I can only conclude that there is something inherent in our dispositions as men that REQUIRES us to eat pussy. That's right folks it's genetic ... somewhere on the Y-Chromosome is the pussy-eating gene ... although obviously it occasionally jumps off onto an X chromosome from time to time. Thi explains much of what we observe today, as it would seem that only a select number of men possess the pussy-eating gene, and of those with it, its expression varies greatly in intensity. (a mutation of this gene would also explain the need to lick out a woman's ass).

Now before you scoff, consider that some of my colleagues actually have postulated a Darwinian adaptation for said behaviour. In the profession, we call these fellows adaptationists, and pretty much all they do is tell tall tales as to the why of this and that. But they're good stories nonetheless and their notion is the act of eating out stems from a need to inspect the sexual health of a partner. Ok I have trouble with that one too .. not because that is implausible, on the contrary .. it's just that I can think of societal scenarios to bring about said behaviour. For example ...

... imagine it is 5000 yrs ago in the Old kingdom of Egypt. You are a candidate to be High Priestess of the Realm, the Goddess in the Heavens Made Flesh on Earth, with all the benefits of said position ... namely all the man-flesh that the slavers can whip up for you. But between you and hedonistic bliss is the High Priest (duh'gr'd 'n evrythn). As custom dicktates, he must inspect the Holy Pussy lest she spread disease amongst the populace. And between her legs he kneels before the Goddess for the inspection

[refer to my blog post "Praying to the Goddess" as to how this inspection may go]

I have no problem imagining that this involved a taste test. High Priests in those days were early alchemists and to an alchemist taste was a bonified means by which to determine the properties of a substance. And I am sure that those Ancients had the matter of tasting pussy cum down to a fine art and could discern with precision pure pussy from impure pussy. Truly sad to ponder the loss of wisdom of the Ancients.

But does this help us identify the first pussy licker? Much as I believe there is a pussy-eating gene, it is hard to imagine the first pussy licker was a cave man. I mean WTF would a cave man care about whether that pussy was clean or not. Ergo, an early society was in place that valued health ... or perhaps it simply was ADAM. Still trying to picture this one ... before the Snake and the Apple, Adam and Eve were a fairly free-wheeling couple, coupling the live long day. But nowhere does the Old Testament hint at eating pussy. So we are left with our imaginations ... and I can only imagine that after the Snake charmed Eve, that Adam's dongle was not so impressive. Ergo, he had to find another means to please .... just speculating here folks.

So who licked the first pussy? I fear that eternal question will remain ever unanswered ...

What do you think fellow AdultFriendFinder's.

cheers

TTT
* BTW, is this still practiced?

mm0206 69F
7767 posts
11/19/2006 5:20 am

~Imagining you going off the deep end~

that will keep me thinking all day

places where my mind shouldnt go

....m.


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
7/26/2005 10:25 pm

LOL, I couldn't decide if her face looked like she was totally bored, and had that thought :are you done yet?' or a woman face while in a gyno office and legs in sturrups..lol.. Just a complete look of dis interest..

T




tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
7/26/2005 7:19 pm

Sorry folks,

looks like the powers that be removed the pic..

TTT


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
7/26/2005 4:18 pm

Kate, "lab rat" never ... candidate for High Priestess of the Realm you already are.

jungnhorney ... yes this is the very postulate that has been put forward. Google it and you should come up with some references.

thank you all for your thoughtful responses.

cheers

TTT


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
7/26/2005 4:14 pm

A thank you to frbnkslady for pictorial evidence that not only is pussy-eating genetic but that we share this gene with a common ancestor with the Great Apes ... here seen with a particularly friendly pair of Orangu'tans. Although from the expression of her face, I think she is still waiting for him to find her clit.

hmmm ... Do female Orangu'tans have clits? ... Does any one care? ... am I just starting to go off the deep end? ...

cheers


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
7/26/2005 4:10 pm

A thank you to frbnkslady for pictorial evidence that not only is pussy-eating genetic but that we share this gene with a common ancestor with the Great Apes ... here seen with a particularly friendly pair of Orangu'tans. Although from the expression of her face, I think she is still waiting for him to get find her clit.

hmmm ... Do female Orangu'tans have clits? ... Does any one care? ... am I just starting to go off the the deep end? ...

cheers

TTT


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
7/26/2005 11:35 am

TTT, I have a pic on computer at home will try to remember to send to you tonight..animals..was sent out as a joke. "why not to take kids to the zoo."

T




leighann4 47F

7/26/2005 1:15 am

I also want to note that my ex-husband did not receive the gene to lick pussy.


leighann4 47F

7/25/2005 4:35 am

Male animals i.e. dogs will lick female genitalia when the female is in heat. I think it is a way for the male to sense (smell) if the female is fertile and receptive to impregnation. I think it is true for all animals humans or others.


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
7/24/2005 10:34 pm

Huh ... SCREWMEOVERNOUT has an interesting point ... do we see cunninglingus elsewhere in the animal world. I think I have seen most every nature program involving the Great Apes and cannot think of a referenc to it ... but all manner of new discoveries are coming to light on the behaviour of Chimpanzees for example. Perhaps a Google search is in order.

cheers

TTT


screwmeovernout 59M

7/24/2005 9:01 pm

What if man, ie; ( cave man ) Homieous Sapious, saw animals doing it and just copied there actions. The scientific theory Monkey see, Monkey do. So in acuallity animals would have been the first to do it. A dog will sniff anything.


jungandhorney 42F

7/24/2005 8:50 pm

I am pretty sure that oral sex was part of the very first sexual experience of man & woman.

I am of the mindset that oral sex is innate just as sex itself is innate. If no one taught anything about it, it would eventual;ly happen out of shere curiosity and exploration of the sexual experience.

And it would make sense that tasting a woman's vaginal fluids would be an indicator (although not perfect indicator) of any problems. Think about it. When a woman has a yeast infection or is having some other problems, her vaginal fluids will smell a bit off and be off color and I assume (as I do not know for actual fact) will taste different. So, for some problems, it would be logical.

but what the hell do I know..............


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