Making love under a waterfall ... throwing water on the myth  

tamethytension 54M
1659 posts
9/20/2005 10:34 am

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Making love under a waterfall ... throwing water on the myth

Guys,

you have all seen this going through the women's profiles .... one after another ...

What is your fantasy location? A: Under a Waterfall

... and all I can think is well it must be with another woman because one-eyed winky is definitely not going to come out to play. Do you know how cold waterfalls are? Maybe in Hawaii or Papua New Guinea its different but anywhere else we're talking MAJOR shrinkage.

It's like the time I was in a highschool soccer game. It was a cold, miserable November day in Cleveland with sleet, ice, snow flurries marring the action. We were all soaked to the bone, and of course, winky knows better than to show his head when thighs are rapidly grinding back and forth ... hey! it's called running you pervs.

So there I am, on the sideline taking a breather and really having to piss. These soccer fields were adjacent to some woods and it was an easy matter to slip off into the bushes. Well I get my shorts down, and my winky is gone ... I mean completely disappeared. I start parting pubic hairs in a panic like I'm beating myself out of a jungle .. where the hell is winky? Finally, I touch a spot that seems softer than the surrounding tissue, and I dug my fingers UP INSIDE myself and yanked. And out came winky, all 1.5 inches of him. This was not a happy camper. And no feeling whatsoever, as I found myself tugging him out of hibernation, yet feeling numb to my own touch. But by now, the kidneys having already gotten a green light from some NEURON, were prepping for a dam burst. I'm like fuck this and dancing in the bushes, slapping the little fella awake just as my stream of consciousness releases down the pipe.

So Ladies, if you think winky is going to play with pussy under a waterfall, think again. I don't care how wide a smile she puts on, he is going to retreat to the only warmth he can find.

cheers

TTT


mm0206 69F
7767 posts
11/12/2006 2:18 pm

They have those showers now that are surround sound... and damn if they arent wonderful... the one time I had a chance to shower in one ... he was exhausted.... damnit

~mini me look~
lol

water to me is an aphrodisiac... cold... hot...alternating... pointed anywhere and yes I learned at a very young age how to play in the shower....

I totally agree with bella
you are a beautiful erotic man

tender hugs...m.


caressmewell 53F

9/29/2005 6:26 pm

I just find it interesting that so many of the men's profiles list making love under a waterfall their favorite fantasy, I guess they have never suffered winky shrinkage before.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

9/27/2005 9:35 am

or

use our imagination in the shower

mmm mmmm mmmm TTT

TTFN


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

9/27/2005 9:32 am

then we MUST find a heated waterfall..

TTFN


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/22/2005 7:21 am

'lil' ... every man viewing that episode nods in sympathy knowing exactly what George was going through ...

your_gypsy ... I agree it is a wonderful fantasy ... I would just like to read of two women under a waterfall ... better yet a harem.

Saintlianna ... hope she wasn't serving sausage. HAHA ... funny thing, I thank God for my chromosomes ... remember don't ask Y it just is...

frbnkslady ... yeah I can't say I've seen this fantasy too often in the profiles from Alaska.


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/22/2005 7:16 am

Mandy ... yes indeed a car offers a great many possibilities and that is just on the hood.

Wyvernrose ... it was my recollection that even waters on the Atherton Tablelands were pretty cool but could not be sure ... so is there no place on the planet safe for winky...

CAZ ... bro I think women really need to be educated on the physical limitations of winky ...

Silky ... this Bear loves to hibernate, snuggling up with a warm pussy

Humboldthonni ... yes, that would be a real party killer


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/22/2005 7:14 am

Mandy ... yes indeed a car offers a great many possibilities and that is just on the hood.

Wyvernrose ... it was my recollection that even waters on the Atherton Tablelands were pretty cool but could not be sure ... so it would seen there place on the planet safe for winky...

CAZ ... bro I think women really need to be educated on the physical limitations of winky ...

Silky ... this Bear loves to hibernate, snuggling up with a warm pussy

Humboldthonni ... yes, that would be a real party killer


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

9/21/2005 11:22 am

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George was walked in on after being in the pool.

I've always found a warm mouth can coax many things "out of hiding" so to speak.

DAMN I did it again, typing faster than I think/speak ... I need to quit commenting on posts on Hump Days.



"Lil"


your_gypsy 51F

9/21/2005 10:43 am

that was so funny...

maybe "oew" won't come out to play at first, but when you get heated up with your lady and she's kissing on your neck and you two are riling each other up, he won't care what temperature the water is! and it is just a fantasy... seems romantic. some brain food.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/20/2005 7:11 pm

My mom's favorite resturant was called Winky's. Coincidence??? yeah, probaly. That being said OH MY GOD I didn't know that could happen. Would freak me out if I had a body part disappear and had to DIG it out, I am so happy I don't have to deal with that stuff, thank you chromosomes.


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/20/2005 3:28 pm

lmaooooooooooo... I would rather have my time on the mountains... water around here is kinda fricken freezing yr round.. and like the rest of the ladies, you get the blood flowing rather warmly.. T

T




demonicsexkitten 41F
10672 posts
9/20/2005 1:17 pm

I agree totally with silky and bella. sadly i can't offer anything better than they've already stated at this point.

-S.


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
9/20/2005 11:52 am

Ok...totally unrealted to your post but the urge to say this is so strong.

1. Your photos are killing me...and I mean this with the deepest of pleasure I have been feeling in a long time.

2. Usually size is an issue but what the hell! I don't care about the size of your "winky" (love that word!) under a waterfall. I would be happy just looking at you even if you never touched me.

3. You are beautiful! That body hair and 5 o'clock shadow is getting the best of me! (had to be repeated as this feeling wont go away!)

baci,

bella


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

9/20/2005 11:35 am

I wouldnt like it under a waterfall either, the fall of the water would sting your skin, unless its a little trickle,

Unless wee winky comes out to play there isnt much point anyway... lol

Id like a huge log fire snow outside, warm rug under us... a sexy male, hibernate with him for at least a week... silky xx


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/20/2005 11:34 am

Im laughing my butt off cause this is so much the truth !

-CuteAZguy27


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
9/20/2005 11:17 am

believe me even in the tropics waterfalls and natural springs are still cold enough to scare off winky

WyvernRose


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

9/20/2005 11:15 am

I don't like the thought of a water fall because there isn't much you can do in the water...not many positions that I know of at least...

I would rather be in the middle of a field...having sex on top of, in and around a Nice car...lol ...with a good possibilty of being spotted...

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/20/2005 11:06 am

I have tried to have swim in mountain lakes. Even after a hot day the lake was still freezing cold. I am like most women in that just the idea of a waterfall is good enough. I do like the idea of a waterfall but to actually go through with it? Nah!!


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