You can't roller skate in a buffalo heard....... but  

tall50swm 62M
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9/16/2005 11:16 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

You can't roller skate in a buffalo heard....... but

you can be happy anyway! Rodger Miller
Many of you that have read this blog must be wondering by now where are the men with the little white coats(tight fitting) for Mr. Tree.
I'm really not off my medication I'm just like this NATUARALLY>>>>>>>>>(Twilight ZONE theme)
I have a beautiful way of separating the wheat from the chaff in almost all areas of life.
The logic behind it is simple.
First be YOURSELF! If you are false they will figure it out and run away at the speed of light.
Second give tem just enough to let them think that you are "there" but when they look in disbelief simply vanish or change.(E=MC 2)
Thirdly The ONLY CONSTANT IN LIFE IS CHANGE.
It is also the hardest thing for most people to do.........HMMMMMMMMMMM....(Thinking)........
Fourth If they Question answer them with a Question.(Socratic method of teaching).
Fifth. When class is dismissed play on the way home. This is called LIVING IN THE INTUITION.
TRY IT FOR JUSY ONE DAY. YOU WILL LIKE IT!
Sixth Allow your intuitive being to surrender to your one true spiritual being. Don't care about anything on the physical plane.
Seventh Don't save up any frequent traveller miles on the Astral Plane. Even they can't operate a airline that makes any money.
Eighth allow your spiritual being to "Gently"
influence other spiritual beings.............
Ninth White light is simply all spiritual beings meeting at once on Spiritual Friend Finder.
Tenth Point out that the opposite of white(everything) is Black(nothing) Hence we are everything and nothing at the same time.......

And Lastly Give them a Treeism to GO

"The so called Universe as we "Know" it is nothing more than a altered States * condition of you collective concousness deprived for a so called dreamlike amount of so called time."

*Altered States Starred William Hurt as a scientist that liked to explore the inside with a sensory depravation tank.. (Hint class he ended up eating goats at the zoo...)

Was what went on at Enumclaw sensory deprivation
or was it good for the horse???

Hi Ho Silver .......Away...

DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA TA DUM DUM DUM>>>>>>>>>>>

Happy weekend all and once again welcome to Tree's world. Moving to a New house this weekend so may not respond like a good Tree.

Please be patient and more laughs coming.


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