Self explanatory  

tall50swm 62M
117 posts
12/2/2005 1:41 pm

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Self explanatory

"Beam Me Up... I'm Covered"

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(Click on photo below to enlarge UFO Abduction Insurance as seen in "Contact") Copyright Warner Bros. 1997

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Some News & Magazine Articles:

Air & Space Smithsonian - December 1988

The Independent On Sunday - (London) July 14, 1996

St. Petersburg Times - February 1997

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Question of the Week?

Is it possible you might have left an anal probe in someone you abducted?

Because my boss has been walking around all day like he's got something stuck up his butt.

Employee # 34756 02/02/2000

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The Anonymous Alien

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
12/7/2005 12:05 am

I think I'll go take out a policy on a couple siblings, and a few enemies. Then I'll send a few cryptic messages to space... hope they're intercepted so I can start collecting.

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