Nothing like sexual excperiences.....  

systemchex 45M
7 posts
1/9/2006 2:33 pm

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3/15/2006 12:21 am

Nothing like sexual excperiences.....


I was at the supermarket and noticed a gorgeous blonde lady. We catch each other looking and she comes up, puts her hand on my arm and says, "hello."

I'm rather taken aback because I can't place her, but I don't want to blow it, so somewhat confused, I ask, "...now remind me...?"

Without hesitation she replies "I believe you're the father of one of my kids."

I'm shocked! I'm thinking, "When? Where?"

Then, all of a sudden, "My god! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass?"

She said "No, I'm your son's math Teacher."

italiangirl66 50F

3/14/2006 1:47 am

ive heard that one before lol. very funny


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