seven dwarves  

swooness 35F
879 posts
7/19/2006 6:45 am

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seven dwarves

Just as Snow White had her 7 dwarves, so do I:

Sneezy: Although he didn’t sneeze every 5 minutes or during really dangerous moments when it was imperative to remain quiet, he did something else with his nose especially when we were having sex. His nose would twitch and scrunch up like he had to sneeze and would be accompanied by a sniffling noise. This random reaction only occurred once, lasted mere seconds, and was a positive sign that everything was good.

Dopey: A guy whose humor got very old very quickly. Although he was a fun guy to hang out with, a date was never sufficient for him unless he doused it in Jim Carey impressions and excessive baby talk. Yeah ‒ that’s all I have to say about him.

Bashful: And I thought girls were the masters of blushing, but this guy I knew wore his emotions on his face even though he had the ability to mask them for his career. Stirred on by a simple compliment, he would begin with a polite, “thank you” followed by a very cheesy, but beautiful smile. Then his cheeks would get red, his eyes would twinkle, and he would slightly shrug away being embarrassed that I was seeing him in such a vulnerable state. Yet, underneath this sincere reaction, I could hint to a possible charade as I would catch his quick flirtatious glances to see if I was watching.

Grumpy: Now, this guy wasn’t grumpy all the time, but when things turned unpleasant especially on the road, time to put on those earmuffs. Although he didn’t use profanity, his mild-mannered Clark Kent would go into a psychotic spasm as his face was twisted and he would begin to yell out at the other drivers. His arms would start waving in the air and that’s when I would begin mouthing sorry to the other drivers.

Sleepy: Now, I definitely understood why this guy made sleeping an art because he did everything: worked a 8-5 job everyday as a computer technician, took courses at night, helped his family-owned business, and had a second job to help pay the overriding bills. On top of that, he was busy dating me, trying to continuously make me happy and I will admit that I probably am more like a full-time job. So, needless to say, he was asleep every second he could be when it wasn’t important to be coherent.

Doc and Happy: It seems that most of the guys I have dated were pretty intelligent or felt that they knew everything, even Dopey because he could rant for hours about his career. And as for Happy ‒ well they were with me, right?

And of course, Prince Charming: Is there really such a guy out there who could sweep a princess off her feet with a simple kiss?

Tell me a past ex who fits one of these model roles.


Glimmer_Man06 47M
3308 posts
7/19/2006 7:31 am

They don't provide enough space here for that swoo.

They say a woman ages like fine wine...

...mine ages like milk!


tenorsaxxman 66M

7/19/2006 7:54 am

I think you left out "Psycho", the eighth dwarf. She was the one hiding in the bushes with a butcher knife, chanting "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit . . .." my ex.

Tenorsaxxman


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
7/19/2006 9:54 am

I don't think any of my ex's would fall in any of these categories. On the whole, I think very highly of any woman I have dated and generally maintain very pleasant relationships even after our breakup.
My kisses to you Swooness.


CongaFelixRubes 54M  
1223 posts
7/19/2006 10:53 am

I would say SNEEZY...then she would take cold medication and drink...so then she became DOPEY...that made her HAPPY...in time it turned her in to SLEEPY...and if you woke her up she was GRUMPY.


Think_Deep_Thots 37M
32 posts
7/19/2006 12:48 pm

Enough with the dwarfs. Ever thought of dating a tall guy?


swooness 35F

7/19/2006 2:15 pm

    Quoting Glimmer_Man06:
    They don't provide enough space here for that swoo.
especially for the 37 years you have graced earth and the 12-15 that you weren't dating...yeah, you may have a lot of ladies who swooned over you


swooness 35F

7/19/2006 2:17 pm

    Quoting tenorsaxxman:
    I think you left out "Psycho", the eighth dwarf. She was the one hiding in the bushes with a butcher knife, chanting "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit . . .." my ex.
the wabbit? elmer fudd's cousin? and i am guessing that the wabbit wasn't a furry animal with two floppy ears


swooness 35F

7/19/2006 2:24 pm

    Quoting toothysmile:
    I don't think any of my ex's would fall in any of these categories. On the whole, I think very highly of any woman I have dated and generally maintain very pleasant relationships even after our breakup.
    My kisses to you Swooness.

please don't think i am making fun of them they were in all good guys and i also still maintain a good relationship with them... just like to think about them in a fond way, plus it helps me seperate one from the other


swooness 35F

7/19/2006 2:26 pm

    Quoting CongaFelixRubes:
    I would say SNEEZY...then she would take cold medication and drink...so then she became DOPEY...that made her HAPPY...in time it turned her in to SLEEPY...and if you woke her up she was GRUMPY.
so, which one is your favorite?


swooness 35F

7/19/2006 2:28 pm

    Quoting Think_Deep_Thots:
    Enough with the dwarfs. Ever thought of dating a tall guy?
that wasn't the question


leegs55 55M

7/19/2006 3:42 pm

no one.


gamecock08 45M

7/19/2006 6:07 pm

SNEEZY because I had an ex that was allergic to dust mites and really did sneeze every five minutes. Which dwarf are you swooness????


loadeddice05 44M

7/19/2006 7:39 pm

Ah!! My sweet asian receptical??? Anyways!!! I am very much princ charming!!! Don't you think????

HMNN! everybody else thinks so too!!!!!


swooness 35F

7/19/2006 8:05 pm

sorry for the slight disappointment..here, you can pretend i was an ex and make me on of them


swooness 35F

7/19/2006 8:06 pm

    Quoting gamecock08:
    SNEEZY because I had an ex that was allergic to dust mites and really did sneeze every five minutes. Which dwarf are you swooness????
silly! don't you know that of course I would be Snow White - don't you think I would make a sexy asian Snow White


CongaFelixRubes 54M  
1223 posts
7/20/2006 5:42 am

    Quoting swooness:
    so, which one is your favorite?
My favorite was happy. At times sleepy worked out well for me.


swooness 35F

7/20/2006 7:56 am

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    Ah!! My sweet asian receptical??? Anyways!!! I am very much princ charming!!! Don't you think????

    HMNN! everybody else thinks so too!!!!!
prince charming??!!?? umm....sure loadeddice, i am sure you are somebody's prince charming i mean, your demeanor says it all


gamecock08 45M

7/20/2006 6:05 pm

    Quoting swooness:
    silly! don't you know that of course I would be Snow White - don't you think I would make a sexy asian Snow White
I would have to say....ABSOLUTLY! We might have to ditch the 17th century dress that goes down to your ankles and get you in something that might show off that sexy little body of yours a little more!


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