The Little Things in Life That Mock Us  

swooness 34F
879 posts
5/23/2006 3:43 am

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The Little Things in Life That Mock Us

1. A mother tenderly holding her child who has just stuck out his devilish tongue at you. (Little brat)

2. The svelte fingers of a female playing, twisting, teasing her boyfriend's hair while you try to watch the movie screen alone with your jumbo-size popcorn and pop. (It was only 90 cents more and twice the size.)

3. Checking out a fine dish whose curvacious, luscious ass has bend over only to discover it belongs to your best friend's significant other. (He/she knew you were looking)

4. The intense foreplay of heavy-breathing, lip-locking, deep-throating, tongue-tasting, body-massaging, hand-pressing, and finger-plunging only to be numbed by a condom. (Yes, I know..better to be safe than sorry)

5. And, finally, all those days you strut passed your mystery crush's door in your tightest jeans, blouse that accentuates your tiny waist and bouncing breasts, and showered in seductive perfume that lingers long after you have left only to have him see you in after-workout attire, drenched in sweat with mascara running down your face. (And this is why no one is allowed to know where I live so I can remain the sexy vixen you see me as)

Well, you know what to do...


greendragon65 51M
396 posts
5/23/2006 1:06 pm

When you are late and you have to wait for the elevator to come down. You decide to take the stairs and as you enter the stairwell you hear the chime from the elevator. It happen to me today....


swooness 34F

5/23/2006 1:23 pm

    Quoting greendragon65:
    When you are late and you have to wait for the elevator to come down. You decide to take the stairs and as you enter the stairwell you hear the chime from the elevator. It happen to me today....
and that is when I step out in my red stiletos with long, flowly, black hair billowing around my bare shoulders that my strapless dress shows off....the moment that we miss each other...


greendragon65 51M
396 posts
5/23/2006 1:56 pm

but what I didn't tell you was I went back.. too early in the morning to run up the stairs. I would invite you for another ride, a different kind of ride...


rm_4wolfsr 57M

5/23/2006 6:10 pm

1. A blouse that is unbuttoned just low enough to expose a hint of cleavage and suggest the soft curve of her breasts. A locket on a thin chain hangs perfectly between them taunting me saying "don't you wish you were here?"

2. The slit that runs up the side of a dress that exposes the smooth curve of a thigh

3. Hard nipples in the frozen food section of the supermarket

4. A phone call from a thousand miles away where she says "I'm so horny and wet, why aren't you here?"

5. The smell of her perfume on my pillow three days later


swooness 34F

5/24/2006 2:42 pm

    Quoting rm_4wolfsr:
    1. A blouse that is unbuttoned just low enough to expose a hint of cleavage and suggest the soft curve of her breasts. A locket on a thin chain hangs perfectly between them taunting me saying "don't you wish you were here?"

    2. The slit that runs up the side of a dress that exposes the smooth curve of a thigh

    3. Hard nipples in the frozen food section of the supermarket

    4. A phone call from a thousand miles away where she says "I'm so horny and wet, why aren't you here?"

    5. The smell of her perfume on my pillow three days later
5. The smell of her perfume on my pillow three days later...the husky smell of his aftershave lingering on my body...smell alone can be so erotic


rm_Bonerazor 37M

5/24/2006 4:04 pm

1. Giving me her phone number then never answering my calls.

2. Rubbing her breasts along my arm, back, or chest when she moves by me when we both know there is plenty of room for her to pass.

3. The GEICO gecko taunting me with cheaper insurance.


swooness 34F

5/25/2006 1:31 pm

    Quoting rm_Bonerazor:
    1. Giving me her phone number then never answering my calls.

    2. Rubbing her breasts along my arm, back, or chest when she moves by me when we both know there is plenty of room for her to pass.

    3. The GEICO gecko taunting me with cheaper insurance.
#2...that is the kicker...of course there is plenty of room; of course she is also wearing a very low v-neck blouse; and of course she smiled as you looked back....


rm_Bonerazor 37M

5/25/2006 8:36 pm

And of course she put her arm around her husband...fortunately he doesn't know what happened last night...


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