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greendragon65 51M
396 posts
6/22/2006 9:03 am

Wow-Hilarious, this is material for Saturday Night Live.


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
6/22/2006 11:12 am


lmao...
ok, i'm 5'9", and i have a blog...
i write erotica, i hope you'll like my posts...
and maybe model lingerie for me for free?...
lmao...
kisses.


Think_Deep_Thots 37M
32 posts
6/22/2006 2:08 pm

How about

Ghana 2, USA 1
Ghana 2, USA 1
Ghana 2, USA 1
Ghana 2, USA 1
Ghana 2, USA 1

Need to work off some frustration?

Call me seven-oh-fo I-be-ya-ho


Djeeper1987 47M

6/22/2006 4:33 pm

This was hilarous. I had a rough day working in this 100 degree heat. Coming home to this, made me laugh so hard my neighbor came over asking if I was ok.
Babe, who cares about them. I love you just the way you are. Big boobs or not, asian or not. I think you got a hella of a sexy brain. You are smart.
Fucking a smart woman is the right thing to do.

Carpe Diem


dreamswyou 50M

6/22/2006 4:55 pm

Maybe that is why I don't get any answers when I used to send emails. Cause I didn't use all that vulgar come on crap. Just supports my opinion that people who don't blog usually are not real.


It does not surprise me the slightest bit because I have talked to other women that get the same shit day after day after day so maybe my emails just got deleted with all the other jack ass men.

P.S. now that I changed my handle and I don't have the word "Sex" in my new handle I don't get hardly any views at all anymore. Maybe thats a good thing


gamecock08 45M

6/22/2006 7:23 pm

"the swizz foreplay segment"

Hey!! He stole my move!! I wonder if he uses a clockwise or a counterclockwise swirl? Wasn't that a Seinfeld episode?? Those guys never had a chance. Are some people really that clueless? I mean, even I was rejected with a very flattering, respectful, and honest e-mail!


rm_Bonerazor 37M

6/22/2006 8:14 pm

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

The Usual Rejects starring...

Raingur Fucktard, the L55 wood elf ranger, "Instead of being on line... I could be fucking your brains out...I can give you pleasure you can only dream about!!

Shroom McCloud, the fungi, "DAMN YOUR HOT. IM 26, STAND 5'11, HAVE SHORT BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES. IM FROM RETARDO. WANNA GET TOGETHER AND FUCK LIKE CRAZY. IM VERY WELL ENDOWELED. 9.6 INCHES THICK AND BIG MUSHROOM HEAD. GIVE ME A CALL. 555. CANT WAIT TO MAKE YOU SCREAM!"

Private Poopchute, the "silly" fuck, "seriously im leaving for the army and i would literally fuck u silly, because i don't when i would get to see a fine piece of woman like yourself again . hope to here from you gorgeous"

Swizz the Jizz Cockblonkski, the odor eater, "i've always been attractive to asian women i just haven't been on my game to get one, maybe you could help me. I can tell you this dou, i will give you a fantastic orgasm with a hour of what i like to call "the swizz foreplay segment". If you are interest in findin out my secret holla at me and damn you got some big..........haha"

and guest starring...

R. Kelly as The Pisser, "wats good wit ya boo i think im da one 4 u 2 lay it down on get at me on yahoo idiotbro aight"

...the feel limp movie of the summer...Ebert and Roper give it 2 thumbs up each other's ass...The New York Times calls it provocative yet mostly retarded...The Usual Rejects


greendragon65 51M
396 posts
6/23/2006 5:55 am

Went through my mailbox and found a couple of funny ones..

"My body type is not what you're looking for, but have you ever fucked a chunky chick? lol I mean I'm in shape... last time I checked, round was a shape Seriously, I moved down here recently miss my fuck buddy from home and just want to have fun. From your pic it looks like you have an awesome cock and I just want to play. I don't care if it's a one night stand or whatever, just looking for a piece of ass... oh my god, I officially sound like a man Anyway, if you aren't interested, that's cool. If you are, ever better! "
What can you say the girl have humor.

"Sorry it took me so long to respond. I've had a bunch going on. Anyway, I'm really not in as good as shape as my pics look. Yes, they are of me and they are recent, but I think I'm the only person in the world that looks better in pics I'm working on the whole thing, but it takes time. I'm still sexy and still know exactly what I want.. and that would be your hot ass Maybe I could burn some calories with you? Well, I hope all is well with you and hope you are doing well on this site... a sexy man like you should not go to waste

PS If you didn't already figure it out, here are some face pics. One was take in the winter and the other a couple days ago."

Same girl responding after I asked for a picture.She must have a magic camera.
"I've been waiting to ride that"Short and sweet


rm_4wolfsr 57M

6/24/2006 6:18 am

Damn, I might have to copy and paste some of those great lines! Some excellent examples of creativity and command of the English language to sweep any woman off her feet! Jeez....

(glad to see you are feeling a little better)


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
6/24/2006 4:28 pm

"DAMN YOUR HOT. IM 26, STAND 5'11, HAVE SHORT BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES. IM FROM RETARDO. WANNA GET TOGETHER AND FUCK LIKE CRAZY. IM VERY WELL ENDOWELED. 9.6 INCHES THICK AND BIG MUSHROOM HEAD. GIVE ME A CALL. 555. CANT WAIT TO MAKE YOU SCREAM! I THINK HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH, NOT COMPENSATING. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Yeah, I think he is too...especially about being from planet Retard-o

Poor game-less lil'gremiln child he is! lol

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


swooness 34F

6/25/2006 5:43 pm

i don't judge or play favorites...i love them all


swooness 34F

6/25/2006 5:44 pm

    Quoting toothysmile:


    lmao...
    ok, i'm 5'9", and i have a blog...
    i write erotica, i hope you'll like my posts...
    and maybe model lingerie for me for free?...
    lmao...
    kisses.


i always model my lingerie for free in front of my mirror


swooness 34F

6/25/2006 5:46 pm

    Quoting Think_Deep_Thots:
    How about

    Ghana 2, USA 1
    Ghana 2, USA 1
    Ghana 2, USA 1
    Ghana 2, USA 1
    Ghana 2, USA 1

    Need to work off some frustration?

    Call me seven-oh-fo I-be-ya-ho
i think we all should have been prepared for some prejudice against the USA due to our wonderful president...lets see, what else can he f*ck up?


swooness 34F

6/25/2006 5:48 pm

    Quoting Djeeper1987:
    This was hilarous. I had a rough day working in this 100 degree heat. Coming home to this, made me laugh so hard my neighbor came over asking if I was ok.
    Babe, who cares about them. I love you just the way you are. Big boobs or not, asian or not. I think you got a hella of a sexy brain. You are smart.
    Fucking a smart woman is the right thing to do.
i guess if you are going to procreate, at least do it with someone smart procreate...sounds sexy, right?


swooness 34F

6/25/2006 5:50 pm

    Quoting dreamswyou:
    Maybe that is why I don't get any answers when I used to send emails. Cause I didn't use all that vulgar come on crap. Just supports my opinion that people who don't blog usually are not real.


    It does not surprise me the slightest bit because I have talked to other women that get the same shit day after day after day so maybe my emails just got deleted with all the other jack ass men.

    P.S. now that I changed my handle and I don't have the word "Sex" in my new handle I don't get hardly any views at all anymore. Maybe thats a good thing
what was your previous handle?


swooness 34F

6/25/2006 5:54 pm

    Quoting gamecock08:
    "the swizz foreplay segment"

    Hey!! He stole my move!! I wonder if he uses a clockwise or a counterclockwise swirl? Wasn't that a Seinfeld episode?? Those guys never had a chance. Are some people really that clueless? I mean, even I was rejected with a very flattering, respectful, and honest e-mail!
i hope it wasn't sweet, little me who rejected a fine gentleman such as yourself


swooness 34F

6/25/2006 5:58 pm

    Quoting greendragon65:
    Went through my mailbox and found a couple of funny ones..

    "My body type is not what you're looking for, but have you ever fucked a chunky chick? lol I mean I'm in shape... last time I checked, round was a shape Seriously, I moved down here recently miss my fuck buddy from home and just want to have fun. From your pic it looks like you have an awesome cock and I just want to play. I don't care if it's a one night stand or whatever, just looking for a piece of ass... oh my god, I officially sound like a man Anyway, if you aren't interested, that's cool. If you are, ever better! "
    What can you say the girl have humor.

    "Sorry it took me so long to respond. I've had a bunch going on. Anyway, I'm really not in as good as shape as my pics look. Yes, they are of me and they are recent, but I think I'm the only person in the world that looks better in pics I'm working on the whole thing, but it takes time. I'm still sexy and still know exactly what I want.. and that would be your hot ass Maybe I could burn some calories with you? Well, I hope all is well with you and hope you are doing well on this site... a sexy man like you should not go to waste

    PS If you didn't already figure it out, here are some face pics. One was take in the winter and the other a couple days ago."
    Same girl responding after I asked for a picture.She must have a magic camera.
    "I've been waiting to ride that"Short and sweet
She must have a magic camera
the men on this website wouldn't know anything about a magic camera, would they?


swooness 34F

6/25/2006 6:01 pm

    Quoting rm_4wolfsr:
    Damn, I might have to copy and paste some of those great lines! Some excellent examples of creativity and command of the English language to sweep any woman off her feet! Jeez....

    (glad to see you are feeling a little better)
and eventually, these idiots will unfortunately procreate....procreate, sounds sexy


swooness 34F

6/25/2006 6:05 pm

    Quoting Wordsmith2004:
    "DAMN YOUR HOT. IM 26, STAND 5'11, HAVE SHORT BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES. IM FROM RETARDO. WANNA GET TOGETHER AND FUCK LIKE CRAZY. IM VERY WELL ENDOWELED. 9.6 INCHES THICK AND BIG MUSHROOM HEAD. GIVE ME A CALL. 555. CANT WAIT TO MAKE YOU SCREAM! I THINK HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH, NOT COMPENSATING. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

    Yeah, I think he is too...especially about being from planet Retard-o

    Poor game-less lil'gremiln child he is! lol
Poor game-less lil'gremiln child
who has a big mushroom head...really wants you to jump on it...NOT!


dreamswyou 50M

6/25/2006 7:46 pm

My previous handle was: sexwyounow. I thought better when I came back and made a new handle.

When I did email women I did not use all that vulgar crap. I used intelligent language, a little flirting and some things about myself. (What I like to do, what I see she likes to do, what I won't do, open to new things etc. etc. )

I got tired of the whole affair so here I am spending a whole lot of time blogging instead of spending hugh amounts of time on thoughtful emails that don't get me anywhere. Go figure!!! LOL


Glimmer_Man06 47M
3308 posts
6/26/2006 7:48 am

Jeez swoo, you really manage to pull in some winners dontcha?

Even for those that beat around te bush with intentions coulda just came right out and said, hey nice tits, great ass, wanna fuck? LOL

I feel for ya dear. Hang in there. There are more of those types out here!

They say a woman ages like fine wine...

...mine ages like milk!


gamecock08 45M

6/26/2006 8:23 pm

    Quoting swooness:
    i hope it wasn't sweet, little me who rejected a fine gentleman such as yourself
I'm always sweet so chances are pretty good that's exactly what happend!


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